Women In The Home

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I was sitting at home last night, thinking about this country as it is now, and this country as it was 100 years ago, and I can pinpoint the day this country started to go downhill.

 

It was when women first got the vote and expected to be treated like equals.

 

Back in the old days when the men went out and earned the money, and the women stayed at home looking after the kids, cooking, and keeping the house nice, everything was so much better. It was more organised and everyone knew their place.

 

Nowadays, women are trying to have careers, they're having kids later in life, some are even not getting married and it's chaos. The economy is all over the place, house prices have rocketed, unemployment levels are up and no-one knows whether they are coming or going.

 

Things were so much better in the early part of the last century, and if this country is to be great once again, we need to get things back as they were.

 

And that means the re-domestication of women.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

well start but getting rid of the vote and banning them from holding any positions of responsibility.. maybe we can stop the behaviour of some women on holiday from going any lower.. i mean getting naked and drunk like that.. that sort of thing should be restricted to shows at the hundreds of gentlemens clubs that would open

[Little Miss Urchin]

As much as I want to kick you in the nuts right now, I do agree with the children bit. When I have children i will give up work (or rather spending my day on here) to look after them. I'm not going to have some random person bring up my ankle-biters.

 

Can I just add to this thread. I may be off the topic a little but those who 'accidentally' get pregnant and then demand the council to house them should be told to wait in the queue with everyone else. There are plenty of ways to stop yourself getting pregnant - you got yourself in that situation, you're going to have to sort yourself out or wait. (*LMU gets off high horse*)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Or they should have the child, and an Auntie or elder relative should pass the child off as their own, like they did in the old days, to spare any embarrassment to the family.

 

And all girls should have to do elocution lessons in school.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Yeah like that would make any difference in Essex! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

and walk around balancing books on their heads .. and learn how to cook and sew.. and how to get in and out of a car gracefully.. a woman should never be seen drunk in public or out after dark.. unless they are picking upo their very drunk male companians from gentlemens clubs after an evening of..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

We had it sussed 100 years ago. Then a bunch of pinko liberals came along and gave women a bit of drive, made them think that they can do the same as blokes, and the whole place goes tits-up.

 

We could do with a revolution in this country. I may be the one to lead it. In 100 years time in schools over the country, when women are in their history lessons (between Elocution and Home Economics) they'll learn all about me, and how I restored this country back to greatness.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

standing astride a great empire and having just invaded mars the female sujects of britain will read about how emperor Zeal turned the nation around..how grand lord chancellor CANV made everyone rich and did away with tax as everyone could afford everything privatly..

how admiral costello built the the most powerful armed forces the globe has ever seen , proving this by smashing the american navy in an afternoon after a small dispute about litter on ascension island..

how ambassador LAZ foreign secretary managed to incorporate a holiday to canada with a full annexation of the whole country and securing the minearal rights for the whole land for the next 3,000 years over tea, biscuits and aftershocks on a sunny afternoon in ontario..

how in a dramatic turnaround in policy home secretary EFM libro bought back the birch and hanging and transformed the land into safe plave for old people to walk around with the stacks of cash they now had...

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It almost sounded feasible until you got to the bit about the Libro, CANV!!

 

I'd love to see corporal punishment returned in schools. A bit of hard discipline is what some of these kids are in desparate need of.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

national service uni for smart people only and huge tax breaks apprenticeships

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'd love this country to bring back National Service. Install some discipline into them, and turn them into real men. I can't help thinking that since it was abolished, kids either become gay students or burglars.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

get the feeling only you n me are playing this morning C.Z.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Seems that way.

 

Libro is in the Isle Of Wight.

Laz busy earning his millions.

Thornsy's gone all feminist since meeting his new bird.

LMU's not biting. (Chubbhead will be due later though!)

 

God knows where GHA is.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'm sulking as I'm not part of your revolution plans! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You can report it all as it happens on Thornsy FM.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

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LMU's not biting.

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I want to kick you in the nuts right now

Just hoping to meet you soon...

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

He-heh! Wondered where you'd got to. I assumed you'd been off burning your bra somewhere!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Do you know how much bra's cost! I'm not from St Albans you know.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Do you know how much bra's cost!

No, but I'm bloody good at taking them off with just the one hand. Quick flick between the finger and thumb and it's off! That was about the most priceless thing I learnt whilst at school!!

(PS. before any smart alec makes a comment, it wasn't me wearing the bra!! - I didn't try that til my early 20s!!)

[Little Miss Urchin]

Now Mrs Zeal can't get them off you.