Train Journey Question

[GHA EFM]

What's the quickest, easiest and cheapest way to Cantebury, Kent from here?

[EFM's Librarian]

Don't do it. Apparently you aren't allowed to drink in Canterbury after midnight due to some ancient laws to do with those nasty Christians

 

If you really insist on going there I think the easiest way is London Bridge, and then straight to Canterbury West on Connex. Takes about 2 and a half hours. There are other ways, but they all involve more changes.

[Laz]

There's a few adjectives there that suggest different answers:

 

Quickest: Helicopter

Easiest: Taxi

Cheapest: Walk

 

[GHA EFM]

2 and 1/2 hours? Is there no quicker way by train?

 

How long does it take by car?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Since when did you become anti-Christian, Libro?

 

Is there any 'majority' group in this country you do actually like, or is it only gay asylum-seeking burglars that get your vote??

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

Is there any 'majority' group in this country you do actually like

Women??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Why are you going to Canterbury, is it to see Inspiral Carpets and Shed Seven at Canterbury Fayre on Friday?

I'm getting a lift down, I guess that'll be the quickest way.

[CANV EFM]

buy a 3 litre auto car with cruise control and sleep on the way there

[GHA EFM]

3 litre? 'Sthat all?

[CANV EFM]

zero button is a bit sticky