Another Dream

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I had a dream last night that I was shopping in Marks And Spencer in St Albans and was going to by a new Spurs shirt, when the next thing I know, a store detective accused me of trying to steal it, and called the police.

 

The police turned up and put me in their policecar, and it suddenly dawned on me that the two police officers were Chas And Dave.

 

They were giving me a really hard time, and kept driving up and down St Peters Street trying to get me to confess to stealing this shirt.

 

Then they drove me to this mad backward town full of gun-toting, scummy inbreds, and I tried to leg it.

 

Then I woke up.

 

 

[Laz]

Was that town Aylesbury?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Far worse! It was like some Central American shanty town!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Hendon?

 

Did Chas 'n' Dave try to get you to admit to your supposed crime by singing their hits?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Did they play good cop, bad cop!

 

Chas "That's enough of your Rabbit"

Dave "Zeal, there ain't no pleasing him, tell us what happened"

 

A female friend of mine sent me a message this morning telling me she had a naughty dream about me last night, I questioned her further she said that we ended up [***!!***] and it was very good but quite bizarre!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
Far worse! It was like some Central American shanty town!!

That would be Grays then!!

Just buying a Spurs shirt is a crime in itself!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[SAINTS64MAD]

No dream Zeal! You had entered Lincolnshire!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Last night I dreamt that Neo-Nazis were taking over St.Albans and I was at work at the time so I legged it! They had tanks and everything!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That'll be Costello!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Last nights dream involved me drinking champers with some dolly birds in a bathroom and not allowing the president of Hungrey in!