That Thick Bitch Kate Lawler

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Twice in the space of as many minutes she made me cringe with her stupidity on RISE this morning.

 

Firstly, when Iain Lee rightfully pointed out that Jordan is just an ugly dog with big jugs, she claimed that Jordan can't be ugly cos she's a model, but that 'Mo Mowlem, the woman off the TV' was. The bemused looks on everyone's faces was a picture!

 

And then, when talking about the first astronauts to get married in space, someone asked whether they consummated their marriage in space, and she looked blank and asked what they meant. Iain Lee had to explain to her what 'consummate' means.

 

And to think, people reckoned that Jade was the thick one on Big Brother 3. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I thought Iain was going to hit her when she was talking nonsense about Jordan. Even the guests were shocked by her stupidity. I think someon should start a website - 'The wisdom of Kate Lawler' Could be very amusing.

 

 

[Stu B]

Thick but fit...

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I disagree. I think she's a dog. She really does nothing for me at all.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I disagree. I think she's a dog. She really does nothing for me at all.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I disagree. I think she's a dog. She really does nothing for me at all.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

im gonn ahave to take a day offjust to watch this dopey bird

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Don't do it next week - fortunately she's on holiday.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

what side is rise on i may watch it a work

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Channel 4

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

EFM's Librarian said:
I think someon should start a website - 'The wisdom of Kate Lawler' Could be very amusing.

Trev?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

This morning's 'discussion' was appropriate footwear for driving, and whether it's illegal to drive in barefeet. Any ideas??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

i always thought it was illegal.. i dont know why i suppose someone told me that years ago.. i cant see how tho i often drive barefoot in the summer

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Well Iain Lee reckons it's illegal too, and Kate was arguing the odds with him.

 

I have a horrible feeling she's right in this case though.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

She was talking about women know lots about football this morning. Funny really, because she has repeatedly shown her ignorance over the issue.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah, I saw that bit.

 

Apparently one in four football fans now is a woman. And Iain Lee rightfully pointed out that the reason is because they all want to shäg David Beckham, not because they have any real interest.

 

Kate said that her favourite player is Terry Henry of Woolwich, and a young girl in the audience agreed.

 

"See", said Kate, "we don't all like football just cos we fancy David Beckham, do we"?

 

"No," said the young girl. "I fancy Thierry Henry!" <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Maybe you had to be there.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

women/football ... its a bit like madonna/english fine by me but it just dosent quite fit no matter how hard you try