unfkingfeasable amounts of pain

[CANV EFM]

fk me go to the dentists to have a filling changed and the sweet professional irish lady turns into dr fecking mengle

a whole week of painkillers and antibiotics then back for a fking root canal.. cant wait for this injection to wear off..not..

still on the plus side i should lose a few pounds as all ill be able to eat is room temprature soup..

ill have to switch from ice cold lager to real ale or something ..ugh.. or maybe just J.D.'s with no ice

[CANV EFM]

i went to the chemists and basically said..'give me the strongest non pescription painkillers you have..not that panadol crap or any of that rubbish that 12 yr olds can take.. i want the stuff you keep under the counter'..

i think she could tell by the fact that one saide of my face was paralyzed that i wasn't fking around and had some severve dental pain on the way... anyway she dug out this black packet of horse traquillizers or something.. having comfortably exceeded the recommended dose this morning i can now see why people get addicted to these things

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Horse tranquilizer?

 

For fks sake, don't let Thornsy near it!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

ive justed popped my 2nd 2pill batch today.. mm do not exceed 8 in one 24 hour period.. i may have to borrow from tomorrows alocation

[Rob_the_Saint]

Here you go, Canv, a pic to help take your mind off the toothache.

 

 

I couldn't find one of the 'Currys curls' unfortunately so this will have to do.

 

[CANV EFM]

nice one rob.. think ill get her on the NHS?

[ESG]

 

 

Somebody once said to me - "Drugs are not the answer, they are the question".........

 

 

[CANV EFM]

profound ESG im going to ponder that for the next hour or so.. well untill these painkillers wear off anyway

[Chubbhead EFM]

It's also an excuse to drink more, as alcohol acts as an anestetic (I have no idea how to spell that but you get the idea).

 

So, once again alcohol is the answer!