BECKHAM

[CANV EFM]

20 phone calls a day.. if he has 8 hours sleep thats a call every 48 minutes.. doting husband and loving father or complete fking fruitcake..? what the fk can they think up to talk about..

[Little Miss Urchin]

"How do I tie my shoelaces up?"

 

"Dave, I fancy going shopping. Come back from training and look after the kids."

 

"Why do people keep beeping me? I am driving on the left!"

[Boot CleanerEFM]

David Beckham was riding in a ferrari outside the airport and when the 50p ran out Victoria didn't let him have another go.

[ESG]

wahey!!!

 

oops a 1 word answer..so

 

 

>>South London is like a different world at the best of times as far as all us civilised people north of the Thames are concerned. They really are a different breed. But you felt even more paranoid walking about Peckham in a suit and a parka than you would normally. Skinheads, Blacks and just your normal South London nutters all hated us. Having the scooter helped a bit, especially when we were mobbed up, but a lot of the places that we went to see bands weren't exactly in the nicest areas of London, and you really didn't fancy leaving your scooter outside the venue.<<