WORRYING NEWS

[AncientBlue]

THIS IS INDEED WORRYING NEWS!

 

 

Beer contains female hormones.

Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO

scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female

hormones in beer.

 

 

 

Men should take ! a concerned look at their beer consumption.

 

 

 

 

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops

contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough

beer, men turn into women.

 

 

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints

of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

 

1) Argued over nothing.

 

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

3) Gained weight.

 

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

 

 

5) Became overly emotional

 

6) Couldn't drive.

 

7) Failed to think rationally.

 

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

NO FURTHER TESTING WAS DEEMED NECESSARY!

Edited June 6, 2010 by AncientBlue

[blueblood]

good one harvey.