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[Boot CleanerEFM]

Yes ESG they are fish

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Riddle.

 

If Laz buys 350 Freddo The Frogs, how many are left once Patrick's been at them??

 

 

[Laz]

Zealster, Brew only has about 50 Freddo the Frogs. I've already asked.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Patrick. They are NOT fish.

 

 

[Boot CleanerEFM]

about 5 are left

[Little Miss Urchin]

What happened there!?

 

I clicked onto this thread and read the posts, clicked on the 'back' button but go back 2 screens to the index. Go back into this thread and all the posts have swapped themselves around!

 

Must be a Bonechapel thing - might have brought a virus along with me. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Riddle.

 

GHA is locked in a room. There are ten bottles of Bud.

 

When he is rescued 24 hours later, how many bottles of Bud have been left untouched??

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

None, however he hasn't drunk any of them, he just peeled all the labels off <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

2) He scored in a 'sexual sense'

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You mean, he had carnal relations with a woman??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Was he playing cricket? i.e keeping score in the second half after being given out (sent off) in the first.

[Chubbhead EFM]

That is correct. Although, was it really a woman?

 

Actually, can I just ask you blokes a question. Do you think that Victoria is attractive or do you think she's a bit of a [***!!***] bird?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Why have they censored the word [***!!***]?

[Rob_the_Saint]

What word? Put gaps between the letters.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Of the five Spice Girls, she was the one I always found the least attractive, by quite a long way.

 

Emma and Geri (old-style Geri, I mean, with full figure and big tits) are a different matter entirely. God, I still have dreams about those two in their heyday!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

s k a n k y

[Rob_the_Saint]

That's [***!!***] ridiculous!

 

I was never too keen on any of 'em, to be honest, Geri was probably the pick of the bunch.

[EFM's Librarian]

Strangely enough, I quite liked Victoria when the Spice Girls were first around, I've since changed my mind though. Why do I always seem to have strange taste in women?

 

Zeal - can you think of any women who we both find attractive?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

 

I've just spent the last half hour looking desparately for these!!

 

They are pics from the video of Say You'll Be There, where they are all looking completeley sexy in the desert!!

 

Chubby, Rob, Libro and all you other doubters - this is why Geri and Emma still regularly play a major part in my dreams!!

 

 

[ESG]

geri's on her way back

in the figure stakes...

 

i'll email her latest pic if someone gives me their addy

 

 

as 4 common spice- aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh