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[EFM's Librarian]

Oh yeah, well done Rob. I think the bit about putting him under water was a bit tenuous.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Not at all tenuous. It's what you do when you process a photograph.

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Yes, not worded particularly well. I've just checked the answers as well, think LMU deserves a big ice lolly for no.3.

[Little Miss Urchin]

I'll hold you to that in March.

 

 

Can also show off and state I got them all bar the charcoal one? (Or should I just keep schtum?)

[Big J R]

3. Try this...

 

1. Two plastic jugs filled with water.

2. Remove top from barrel.

3. Invert barrel and lift carefully over the two jugs so they are INside.

4. Piss off down pub, and have a few bevvy's

5. Come back and remove barrel.

 

You'll know which water was in which jug, unless seeing double.

 

Boom Boom.

[CANV EFM]

i thought lmu was banned?

[Laz]

She has friends!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Nah, after pleas of mitigation and character references by all and sundry she was re-instated... so we banned GHA instead! <img src="/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

If only you would, the cocky little tw*t!

[Boot CleanerEFM]

5. New years eve, New years day, first of january

[Boot CleanerEFM]

Or first day of the month second day of the month third day of the month

 

 

 

 

[Boot CleanerEFM]

Ridles

1) A man is heading towards the middle of a field he knows that when he gets there he is gonna die why is he gonna die.

 

2) David Beckham got sent off in the first half but scored in the second half how did he score.

 

3) Romeo and Juliet are lying dead on the floor of a flat there is water all around them, glass all around them and there is a cricket ball in the room on the floor.

 

4) It is twice in a moment once in a minute and no times in a second.

 

5) How far can a dog run into a wood.

 

6) A plane crashes right on the border of Italy and France where do they bury the survivers.

 

Have a go at them.

[Laz]

5. What sort of dog is it?

[Boot CleanerEFM]

any dog it is your choice

[EFM's Librarian]

3. I've heard before, so I won't spoil it for others

4. M

5. halfway

6. you don't bury survivors

[Colin Zeal EFM]

5. Halfway. Then he starts running out of the wood.

 

6. Survivors won't be buried.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

3. They are fish. The cricket ball smashed their tank and they ended up dying in a horrible floppy mess.

 

Poor little fishes. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Boot CleanerEFM]

Little Miss Urchin got number 3 they are made up fishes Little miss urchin

 

[Boot CleanerEFM]

that just leaves 1 and 2

[ESG]

are they fish

 

could be anything

 

darren gough dropped his glass of water

 

smashes next to his 2 crocodiles who'd died the previous day