Kara Tointon and Joe Swash Split Up

[Rhodes]

I wonder how Joe Swash felt when he picked up a copy of last weeks Hello magazine and saw Kara and her Russian hunk all over it like a rash. Swash must have wanted the ground to open up when he read quotes from the stunning former Eastenders actress such as:

'he has a calm effect, if I have a problem he's the first to talk it through with me, he makes sure I'm okay and never lets me carry a bag, I've never really met a gentleman like that before'.

'It's like I've got my best friend here who can guide and help me and it's so nice to have someone who has your best interests at heart, everytime I've arrived at a station or an airport he's waiting with flowers'.

'It has been my dream to meet someone that my family would love as much as I did'.

I wouldn't say that Kara is having a dig at Swash in any of the above quotes as there is not a bad bone in her body however it is clear that, unlike Artem Chigvinsev, Swash took her very much for granted during their relationship.

[NeutralFan]

And if you want to have a look around the flat that Joe and Kara briefly shared together ...... (His flat)

http://www.vebra.com/home/search/vdetails.asp?src=agent&fd=994&bd=1&db=1&cl=4273&pid=22503923

[Rhodes]

It seemed to have all gone quiet on the Western Front with Kara Tointon and Artem Chigvintsev and I was beginning to wonder whether the novelty of winning Dancing On Ice had worn off but not a bit of it. Their relationship is as strong as ever and the loved up couple have recently moved into a luxurious two bedroom north London flat now Chigvintsev has seemingly ironed out his immigration issues. I wonder what Joe Swash is thinking having blotted his copy book yet again on 'Celebrity' Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on Sunday night when he walked away with just £1000 having got the following question wrong, which is the Northern most city out of Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield and Manchester.

[Eastside Urchin]

Leeds

[Hookey]

It seemed to have all gone quiet on the Western Front with Kara Tointon and Artem Chigvintsev and I was beginning to wonder whether the novelty of winning Dancing On Ice had worn off but not a bit of it. Their relationship is as strong as ever and the loved up couple have recently moved into a luxurious two bedroom north London flat now Chigvintsev has seemingly ironed out his immigration issues. I wonder what Joe Swash is thinking having blotted his copy book yet again on 'Celebrity' Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on Sunday night when he walked away with just £1000 having got the following question wrong, which is the Northern most city out of Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield and Manchester.

 

To be fair, it was Ricky Groves who blurted out "Liverpool, final answer" before Joe could say anything, so not really down to him.

[Rhodes]

Leeds

I think most people would have said that however it's Sheffield, loser Swash and the idiotic Ricky Groves should have taken their time and asked the audience if they were not 100% sure

[NeutralFan]

Swash lives upstairs from me.... it was much more pleasant when Kara lived there as well

[Rhodes]

NeutralFan - Did you used to see Kara regularly then when she lived with Swash, is she as nice in the flesh as she comes across on tv

[Horace]

Leeds

I think most people would have said that however it's Sheffield, loser Swash and the idiotic Ricky Groves should have taken their time and asked the audience if they were not 100% sure

 

Oh no it's not!

[Rhodes]

Horace - Are you sure, I thought that was what Chris Tarrant said it was on Sunday night or was it Leeds

[Horace]

Horace - Are you sure, I thought that was what Chris Tarrant said it was on Sunday night or was it Leeds

 

Sheffield is about 40 miles south of Leeds!

[NeutralFan]

NeutralFan - Did you used to see Kara regularly then when she lived with Swash, is she as nice in the flesh as she comes across on tv

 

Only a few times, she wasn't there for that long. Looks just as pleasant in the flesh.

[Rhodes]

NeutralFan - Did you ever hear anything through the floorboards upstairs if you get my meaning or stand on a ladder and put an upturned glass to the ceiling. I really can't understand what Kara saw in Joe Swash particularly the way he treated her compared to how the dashing Artem Chigvinsev does now

[NeutralFan]

Nope, there is another level between us.