Kara Tointon and Joe Swash Split Up

[Rhodes]

Former Eastenders pair Kara Tointon and Joe Swash have unsurprisingly split up after two years together, it's hardly surprising as the gorgeous Tointon can surely get any man she wants on the planet and should be setting her sights much higher than the predictable former 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' winner:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1280597/EastEnders-lovers-Kara-Tointon-Joe-Swash-split-months-rows.html

[Eastside Urchin]

She ain't all that rhodes

[Loose]

You both know someone who has a close relationship with the family.

[officialspokesman]

You both know someone who has a close relationship with the family.

 

 

This really is heartbreaking news, probably.

 

Never heard of either of them, never ever watch Eastenders as its gutter TV at its worse, and don't understand how you can even think about such things when poor old Fergie is in so much trouble. Shame on all of you.

[Rhodes]

She ain't all that rhodes

Buzzardboy - Well I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed

[Rhodes]

You both know someone who has a close relationship with the family.

Loosely - Have you started talking in code now, what on earth does this mean

[Loose]

You both know someone who has a close relationship with the family.

Loosely - Have you started talking in code now, what on earth does this mean

What part of the sentence are you struggling with Cliffy?

 

You (Stiffy and Menthol). Both (Stiffy and Menthol again). Know (are acquainted with/have a relationship with). Someone (some person; somebody). Who (Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause when the antecedent is a person or persons or one to whom personality is attributed). Has (Third person singular present tense of have). A (In writing, the form a is used before a word beginning with a consonant sound, regardless of its spelling (a frog, a university). The form an is used before a word beginning with a vowel sound (an orange, an hour). · An was once a common variant before words beginning with h in which the first syllable was unstressed; thus 18th-century authors wrote either a historical or an historical but a history, not an history. This usage made sense in that people often did not pronounce the initial h in words such as historical and heroic, but by the late 19th century educated speakers usually pronounced initial h, and the practice of writing an before such words began to die out. Nowadays it survives primarily before the word historical. One may also come across it in the phrases an hysterectomy or an hereditary trait. These usages are acceptable in formal writing). Close (immediate, near, nearby, nigh, proximate). Relationship (In this case - A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other). With (Used as a function word to indicate accompanying detail or condition). The (Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things) Family (A fundamental social group in society typically consisting of one or two parents and their children).

 

Let me know if you are still unsure.

[Eastside Urchin]

What you are saying rings a bell but I can't think who you are talking about

[Rhodes]

She ain't all that rhodes

Buzzardboy - Do you actually know who Kara Tointon is, are you sure you haven't got her mixed up with someone else on Eastenders such as Dot Cotton, Mo Harris or Heather Trott for example

[Loose]

What you are saying rings a bell but I can't think who you are talking about

Funny because you were only asking about him the other day. Bit surprised Rhodesy couldn't work it out, not exactly rocket science is it?

 

Got a feeling Kara's dad used to be your club's accountant but I might be wrong there.

[Eastside Urchin]

Actually i didn't know that,was thinking of someone else,not sure about the club accountant

[officialspokesman]

Actually i didn't know that,was thinking of someone else,not sure about the club accountant

 

 

Those Tointons seem like real heartbreakers to me.

[Hookey]

You both know someone who has a close relationship with the family.

Loosely - Have you started talking in code now, what on earth does this mean

What part of the sentence are you struggling with Cliffy?

 

You (Stiffy and Menthol). Both (Stiffy and Menthol again). Know (are acquainted with/have a relationship with). Someone (some person; somebody). Who (Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause when the antecedent is a person or persons or one to whom personality is attributed). Has (Third person singular present tense of have). A (In writing, the form a is used before a word beginning with a consonant sound, regardless of its spelling (a frog, a university). The form an is used before a word beginning with a vowel sound (an orange, an hour). · An was once a common variant before words beginning with h in which the first syllable was unstressed; thus 18th-century authors wrote either a historical or an historical but a history, not an history. This usage made sense in that people often did not pronounce the initial h in words such as historical and heroic, but by the late 19th century educated speakers usually pronounced initial h, and the practice of writing an before such words began to die out. Nowadays it survives primarily before the word historical. One may also come across it in the phrases an hysterectomy or an hereditary trait. These usages are acceptable in formal writing). Close (immediate, near, nearby, nigh, proximate). Relationship (In this case - A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other). With (Used as a function word to indicate accompanying detail or condition). The (Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things) Family (A fundamental social group in society typically consisting of one or two parents and their children).

 

Let me know if you are still unsure.

 

LOL Loosely, you have way too much time on your hands!!!!

[Big J R]

What you are saying rings a bell.

 

 

 

 

So did Quasimodo !

 

:coffee (2):

[Rhodes]

Joe Swash told the News of the World yesterday how he bitterly regrets his split from stunning Kara Tointon and confessed that seeing her with Strictly Come Dancing partner Artem Chigvintsev has 'ripped his heart out'. It's blatantly obvious by their body language on the show that Kara and Russian hunk Chigvintsev are an item away from the dance floor however Swash says 'i'm a long way off from being able to meet anyone else, I will be comparing them to Kara, I don't think I'm ever going to find anyone in that league'.

[Rhodes]

I wonder whether Joe Swash's close friends and family have bought up every copy of the News of the World today throughout Islington so he doesn't have the misfortune to set eyes on Kara Tointon on page 3. Kara uncovers her, as the paper puts it, 'cha-cha-charms' in a see through top and fuels rumours that her and hunky Russian dance partner Artem Chigvintsev are already an item. You can view the stunning pictures by way of the link below but, guys, ensure you have a bucket of ice cold water at the ready:

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/home/

[Rhodes]

I wonder how poor Joe Swash feels this morning seeing Kara Tointon splashed over the front of every paper in the Country following her deserved Strictly Come Dancing win last night with hunky Russian Artem Chigvintsev, he must be absolutely suicidal.

[BUFC]

he must be absolutely suicidal.

 

bit like you, when Danepak fecked off

[Rhodes]

Keeps - Were you watching it then last night with Mrs Keeps, cuddled up on the sofa

[Rhodes]

Who saw the amazing Kara Tointon on the Graham Norton show on Christmas Eve and repeated last night, she was joined by current Dr Who Matt Smith and comedians Matt Lucas and David Walliams and had all three not so much eating but scoffing pig like out of the palm of her hand. Artem Chigvinsev joined the show right at the end and you could see Tara's eyes light up like Blackpool illuminations, I wonder what Joe Swash thought if, in the unlikely event, he was watching when Tara said about her new Russian hunk ‘he’s just a real gentleman and I haven’t met one of those for a while':

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342150/Strictly-Come-Dancing-2010-Kara-Tointon-struggles-speak-tears-talks-new-man-Artem-Chigvinstev.html