Wal-Mart.

[Big J R]

Charley, a new retire-ee greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

 

But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

 

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”

 

“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”

 

‘’Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though you’re coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there ?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“They said, ‘Good morning General, can I get you coffee, sir ?’”

 

:coffee (2):

[Volstate]

Charley, a new retire-ee greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

 

But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

 

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”

 

“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”

 

‘’Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though you’re coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there ?”

 

Good stuff...

 

 

 

 

“They said, ‘Good morning General, can I get you coffee, sir ?’”

 

:coffee (2):