Scum

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Last week, muggers mugged early 90's legends Jimbob and Fruitbat.

Fruitbat put up a bit of a fight and is now bruised while Jim has a fractured cheekbone.

 

These boys have been in the Top 10 and deserve more respect from the 'kids' on the streets. Other artists in the Top 10 that week that deserved this more included Curtis Stigers and Mr Big.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Maybe you could publish the Top 10 from that week, Thornsy, and then re-arrange them into the order of who deserved it the most.

 

Can't see Curtis Stigers being dislodged from that top-spot though, the long-haired, American twat.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The Top 10 from that week in order they should of been beaten up.

 

1. Curtis Stigers

2. Mr Big

3. SL2

4. Marc Almond

5. Sisters Of Mercy

6. Vanessa Williams

7. Shakespears Sister

8. Iron Maiden

9. Right Said Fred

10. Carter USM

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Nah, Right Said Fred deserve more of a kicking than Maiden.

 

 

[Laz]

Surely Marc Almond should be number 1, the little twat.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I love Right Said Fred - They are brilliant

[Little Miss Urchin]

Quote:

Tony Lazarou said:
Surely Marc Almond should be number 1, the little twat.

More than Curtis Stigers!?

[Laz]

I've no idea who Curtis is, but having looked at his website, he's obviously a bit of a nob, but not in Mr Almonds league.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That does not surprise me, Thornsy. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Okay, here are the ten bands who had Christmas number one singles in the '80s in the order of who most deserves a kicking...

 

1. St Winifreds School Choir (1980)

2. Flying Pickets (1983)

3. Cliff Richard (1988)

4. Shakin' Stevens (1985)

5. Renee & Renato (1982)

6. Pet Shop Boys (1987)

7. Band Aid II (feat. Bros, Kylie, Jason, Sonia etc.) (1989)

8. Human League (1981)

9. Band Aid (ft. Duran, Police, Jam, Paul Young etc.) (1984)

10. Housemartins (1986)

 

To be fair, the top seven all deserve kickings really, but especially those little twats in the school choir!!

 

 

[Laz]

Your only jealous that your school choir didn't manage to chart, Zealster.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

We made an album actually. I still have it at home!!

 

 

[Laz]

No comment!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It was very good! A lot of it was recorded at St Pauls Cathedral.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I thought you sang on the Bog eyed Jog - That went to about number 60, didn't it? Offically a hit.

[Little Miss Urchin]

Tomsy Thumb, would it be at all possible to put one of Mr Zeal's songs on TV?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I joined the school a year too late to be on the Bog Eyed Jog.

 

The choir album I did with my previous school.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He has a session on the cards, A day in the forest with harmonica is a very moving experinace!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Can the players come out onto the pitch to that song on March 6th?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

If I had my way - yes!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You could've done - you could've been our PA guy, Thornsy!!