Stag Stuff

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Plus

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Just over a month until the return <img src="/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Little Miss Urchin]

Of Chas 'n' Dave?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No, of us (well me) to the scene of one of the greatest miscarridges of justice ever!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Pray, do tell.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'll fill you in tomorrow as I'm going home now!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Well that was disappointing.

[EFM's Librarian]

No, that last post from you was disappointing - a trend that seems to be emerging from all of your posts. Have you nothing to say, other than dull one-liners all the time? Apologies if that was a little harsh, but I feel it has to be said

[Little Miss Urchin]

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Have you nothing to say

No.

[GHA EFM]

Effem Sell. I understand your pain. At the end of the day, however, it's all a bit of a p'sstake, izun it?

[Uncle Urchin]

shape up you chauvenistic dumplings and stop being nasty to the young ladies on this site....

 

cor blimey...leave you all alone for a few weeks whilst I'm busy reviewing the other forums for 'Time Life' and you all turn into cave men...

 

now have some respect for these scru...sorry young ladies and behave like gentlemen...

 

I trust that you'll behave when you come down to the Stadium...we've got lots of young ladies down there....

 

most of 'em on the pitch...

 

ha ha ha ha....

 

missed me...???

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Missed you? It's as though you'd never left.

 

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[Uncle Urchin]

well at the expense of posting a

 

'one liner'...

 

never says the Unc.....

 

the 'librarian' is a frustrated 'boys own merchant' by the way....

 

I think you have missed me....

 

all the forums have...boring repetitive sh*te.....

 

lets get going here boys....

 

(sorry girlies .....EFM have banished you to the kitchen sink and the bar....)

 

not the bedroom of course 'cos they're all to much....'made men' for that....

 

ha ha ha.....

 

what uneducated peasants us little old urchins really are...

 

ps...did we hear a complaint from us when the EFM invaded our forum....including the Librarian's 'Pinko' drivel......

 

not a word...

 

quote....

 

''it has to be said...maybe harsh....''

 

''one liner's are boring.....(sic)

 

you are a hypocrite Librarian.....

 

big style....

 

ps...read this quick before 'Cratchett' gets his hands on the keyboard....

 

self delusion is a wonderful thing....

 

ha ha ha....

 

pseaudo intellectual dumplings......

 

so far up your own backsides you lose sight of the 'real play.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

yeah I know...I'm banned.... <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I have no problem with one-liner's...just ones that I find uninteresting...

 

Simple solution...stop reading?...I'm tempted...

 

Unc...you seem to have taken my rather tongue-in-cheek jibe a little too personally...sorry, just defending your fellow Urchins?

 

Couple of questions Unc...who is Cratchett?... 'made men' (am I missing something here)?

 

Oh, and before I forget...sincere apologies for my 'pinko' drivel...rest assured, it won't trouble you again...first against the wall and all that... <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Nice to have you back Unc...

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
I'll fill you in tomorrow as I'm going home now!

Well now I'm back I can tell you.
Me and a few of the EFM lads were chucked out by the old bill on advise from the humourless owners of the Worthing Pavillion 3 years ago during a Chas'n'Dave gig. Outside a window was 'accidently broken' by yours truly and we (well I) was placed under citizens arrest by a load of burly bouncers, the police came, arrest was made and I was made to pay the pricy sum of £35 for the window after three court apperances.
It was a highly amusing incident and with the chance to relive it with 3 times as many people is something that can't be missed - they won't know what hit them.

As Chas himself says after we confront him with the question (many times) "Do you remember us from Worthing" he replys "how can we forget". We shall never forget.

[Little Miss Urchin]

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It was a highly amusing incident and with the chance to relive it with 3 times as many people is something that can't be missed - they won't know what hit them.

Be a good boy now, Tomsy Thumb. Don't make me come over there!!!

[Uncle Urchin]

hhmmm...

 

tongue in cheek as always with you guys...and indeed us....

 

I must confess that reading through my post in the cold light of this morning it does appear somewhat defensive and perhaps a little aggressive....wasn't meant that way...sorry for that...'twas meant to josh... <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

'Cratchet' is our name for the 'Saintly One'....you can work that out for yourself....

 

'Made Men' is an old Mafiosa term for those embraced by the macho fraternity of the Sicilian brotherhood....they swore allegiance to many things....

 

including barring women from forums...! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

as for 'Pinko' drivel..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

well.....always hits home hard that one...

 

he he he...nice day Libro...be lucky... <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

[Stu B]

..back to the original chas n dave thing..i went to a wedding on saturday and towards the end of the night the groom,best man and the grooms dad(who is very much a dagenham boy)sang a chas n dave song,classic moment.