I'm feeling a little...

[Little Miss Urchin]

...Tipsy at the moment. Just been to the pub for a spot of lunch. Had a WHOLE glass of wime to myself!

 

So proud of my achievements sometimes. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Old Hack]

get it down ya girl....you'll soon be a fully fledged Essex Bimbo if you keep practising...get the hair dyed an' all...proppa job...

 

now then...the Unc knows that you're looking for him and now he knows why...

 

he he he...no wonder he's on the missing list with a load of drunken strumpet chasing him...

 

he's tied up at the moment but says he'll get to you later when he's escaped...

 

ha ah ah ha....

 

more wine waiter....pronto...

 

no you fool...a full bottle....

[Little Miss Urchin]

And one on standby...! <img src="/images/graemlins/smilewinkgrin.gif" alt="" />