New Soccer Court for Slow Town

[Guest]

How are you all there goodbuddies!

 

My name is Hank Rooster - THE PR Booster from Dallas USA

 

My goodbuddy Marty D tells me he has a project to get you guys in Slow, England a new soccer court - but it's big bread.

 

But we done the sums and if the 300 of you who came along to the ball games last year were all to contribute 50 big ones, we're in with a chance.

 

Just send the cash along to Monty Zuma ,care of Monty's Bank, Tijuana in good ole Mexico , or even better, just send us all your bank details and we'll just help ourselves when necessary!

 

What do you get - not only a great new soccer court, but a free seat at every ball game for the 2006 season and as many burgers as you can eat! Great Deal!

 

Keep watchin this space - big announcement in two weeks!

 

Keep the Faith

 

Hank

[BFR]

If I didn't know better I would swear this is Mr Urchin!

[Dominic]

No the spellings to good to be Unc!<img src="/images/graemlins/icon29.gif" alt="" />

[Old Hack]

no chance of it being an Urchin....

 

all their bank accounts are in the Caymen Islands...

 

Mexico...what sort of tax 'avoidance' is that...

 

bloody amateurs.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Howdy doody Hank.

For someone whose name rhymes with crank, prank and w***, you sure are a star and we have every reason to trust in your claim that you are a true pal of Marty.

Thousands of us are queuing to send you dosh right now. And thanks, Slow fans could do with a good laugh.