For your amusement

[AncientBlue]

WHEN LOVE FADES

 

 

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV

when I heard my wife's' voice from the kitchen.

 

 

"What would you like for dinner my Love?

Chicken, beef or lamb?"

 

 

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

 

 

She replied "You're having soup, a**hole.

I was talking to the cat!"

[ronks41]

That happened to me a while ago. My wife came out of our kitchen and asked me what I wanted for dinner, I instantly said " remind me to make that chain shorter after we eat cos you can still reach the doorway !!" A little while later as our G.P. was leaving, having stitched and bandaged my wounds, he suggested I try to apologise to my good lady. I did so and I now know my place..............and she keeps reminding me too!!!!!!!. ( only a joke by the way).