A worthier vocation in life...

[Uncle Urchin]

right then... you knee jerk stumblebums...

 

I've had enough of all this drivel on here and have decided to do something about it....

 

I'm gonna take to the cloth and make a worthwhile life for meself instead of idling away my unfruitful existence on football...forums...alcohol....bimbos with big.....er....anyway....the dilema....

 

which church should I join....

 

the catholic ones out straight away cos there's no rumpo allowed is there..although those old priests do like a drop of the old claret and a wager or two...hhmmm...

 

Plymouth Bretheren.....they have to sleep on stone floors dunthey and eat cold vegetables....

 

duntfancy that either...

 

what about the other lot then...Jehovahs Witnesses.....bit like the old double glazing game that is aint it...knocking on doors looking for punters.....

 

think I'll give that a miss....

 

proppa vicar in a leafy home counties village....

 

now thats a good touch...garden parties....a few beers in the old local....right into all the bored housewives and a bit of 'ows yur farva every Sunday with the organist....

 

mind you.....all that pulpit preaching would get right on me nerves...ha ha ha....soon av'e 'em all into the capitalist way forward...they'd all be doing the stock exchange after a few weeks and diddling the tax man....

 

naahh...think I'll give that a miss and stick to the idling....

 

by the way...if you've read this you're as daft as I am for writing it....

 

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[Big J R]

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Uncle Urchin said:

proppa vicar in a leafy home counties village....

and a bit of 'ows yur farva every Sunday with the organist....




[color:"blue"] I'm getting worried about you, Unc ! Organist in our local church is called [color:"red"] PETER [color:"blue"] and until he retired, he was a Solicitor for the Met Police. Adds a whole new meaning to the word


[color:"green"] SOLICIT ! [color:"black"]






by the way...if you've read this you're as daft as I am for writing it....

[color:"red"] Well !!!!!

Youv gotta do sumfink on a wet aternoon !

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[Little Miss Urchin]

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Well !!!!!

Youv gotta do sumfink on a wet aternoon !

I know what I'd rather be doing! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

LMU I'm shocked and disappointed, I thought you were such a nice well brought up young lady! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Uncle, as far as I can make out, clergy of all denominations seem to spend most of their time up a choirboy, so I strongly advise giving that a swerve!

[Little Miss Urchin]

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The Invisible Man said:
LMU I'm shocked and disappointed, I thought you were such a nice well brought up young lady! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Of course by this I meant going away on holiday to a tropical island (one with not many bugs).

What did you think I meant Invis???

[The Invisible Man]

I assumed you meant train spotting on Platform 8 at Kings Cross.

 

So you'd rather go off to a perfectly innocent tropical island then?

[Rodders]

Crikey I thought I was strange !!

 

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[Big J R]

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The Invisible Man said:
I assumed you meant train spotting on Platform 8 at Kings Cross.

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Try Platform 9 3/4's !

You'll meet FAR more interesting people !



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[Colin, Germany]

Last time I tried train spotting on platform 9 3/4, I just got a big bruise on my head while trying to get onto the platform.