Not all grounds are like JJB

[Guest]

I know that alot of you think that the grounds in the 2nd division are like Wigan & Port vale but they are not.The cobblers may find your place a little strange but they are supposed to bre professionals ( note supposed to be). I think we are in for a hard game, but like you say an early goal, then we will see how good you are. It may be your cup final but there are a lot of over paid pros with a lot to prove in our team and this game will show us how much they want to wear the shirt.All the best even though you all sound over optimistic and live in a non reality world.

[Guest]

Also they say we wont like laying on their small wind swept and wet ground,whats different from 6fields?

[cangull]

KC - When you are facing the wall on Sunday and the wind starts blowing, the waves will start crashing over the wall and straight into your faces; salt water stings the eyes like hell, especially when its mixed with sand and crab shells. I suggest you wear goggles or a welders mask, ask our Andy he may well have a spare for hire.

[CANV EFM]

dont forget the acrid belching smoke from those oil tankers, and the seagulls, if you manage to get a burger on sunday one of those vulture sized babies will have yer arm off!! <img src="graemlins/cheeburga.gif" border="0" alt="[cheeburga]" />

[Guest]

...and dont forget those mutinous cut-throat pirates that circle the Island on matchdays and send ashore raiding parties intent on snatching new crew members....remember certain 'things' are considered legal after 3 days at sea!!!!

[Phil Old Boy]

If you still think things are'nt quite so bad by then, you will be treated to our latest record purchase by Chickory Tip (Son of my Father) on the sound system.

[Badger]

That song is worth the entrance fee all by itself.

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

I hope the tides in on Sunday,as the visiting defence catch their first sight of a ship going past the ground and then they realise that they,re 2 metres underwater its normally worth a goal to us!! <img src="graemlins/icon19.gif" border="0" alt="[icon19]" />

[cangull]

Who is on pitch duties in the morning? I can see us having to clear a heap of driftwood and plastic bottles after the big tide tonight, hope they have got some new gloves in, my pair had holes in last time and the flippin crabs had a field day nipping my fingers. Mind, we had a result last time, we found the old trawler net washed up and thats the one on the south goal; thats a thought, I hope someone has taken the rotting fish of it for the big game? <img src="graemlins/icon24.gif" border="0" alt="[icon24]" />