BBQ on Sunday

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Looking forward to it. Should be a good piss-up. I've got quite a few people coming who enjoy a good jolly!

 

Will there be any Cloudy on sale??

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Actually, just for the record, I hate it when people abbreviate it BBQ, as I so absent-mindedly did in the title of this thread. It's something that only ignorant middle-aged housewives call it.

 

It's a BARBECUE.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

i hate aussies

[CANV EFM]

actually i call them aussys cos thats closer to pussys

[ESG]

barbie?

[CANV EFM]

chuck a few shrimps on the barbie mate.. god i hate aussys!!

and then some aussy lover will bleat on about how the shrimps in oz are the size of lobster!!

its a beautiful country mate..

is it? well fk off back there then!! i hope it burns down and spider hides in your shoe

[ESG]

spot on canv

 

funny how they all cant wait to grace us with their prescence at any opportunity

 

what with schooners and yutes,

 

flamin' galah indeed

[CANV EFM]

ave u seeen the brridge mate? it lookss like a hanger..

 

only ozzies could call a fish with a blue stripe on it that lives in a swamp the 'blue striped swamp fish'

 

plus this so called beer drinking ability...? has anyone ever managed to get pissed on 'tinneys' of V.B. its weaker than fking top deck!

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good to see the barmy army expose those mugs for the lightweights they are...

 

oh that opera house, designed by a Dane

 

men at work, kylie fcukin merringue

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Aussie women are always really nice - Aussie blokes are as a rule arses, even in Aus.

 

What I want to know is why are Aussies allowed work permits over here for a couple of years in our over-populated small island while we are only allowed a year in that huge island which is owned by our queen anyway

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Cos they've got it bang-on, Thornsy.

 

If there's one thing the Aussies have got spot-on, it's their immigration laws.

 

 

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one of the most xenophobic counrys ive been to whether thats a good thing or a bad thing, who knows...

 

however they still have managed to portray themselves as "good sports, greta people etc etc etc..."

 

 

now i understand labor needs a new spin doctor

[Little Miss Urchin]

They keep all their asylum seekers on an island somewhere, don't hey? So they don't go walkies?

 

Well, why don't we stick all ours in the Shetlands/Outer Hebradies? Surely this will discourage quite a few as not only is it damned cold and very wet up there, but they'd also have to put up with the Scots.

[Rob_the_Saint]

Canvey?

[Little Miss Urchin]

Without a map! I swear that place only has 1 road that isn't a dead-end - and even that just goes round in a damned circle!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Australia kept a load of asylum seekers on a boat when I was there!

[Little Miss Urchin]

On the boat?

[Little Miss Urchin]

Have a good barbeque everyone!

 

LMU

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Quote:

Little Miss Urchin said:
Without a map! I swear that place only has 1 road that isn't a dead-end - and even that just goes round in a damned circle!!!

Well I live in a cul de sac so it does make you wonder!

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come on over LMU,

 

we dont bite...

 

well