Porno Dream

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I had a dream last night that I was watching Thornsy's TV channel, just watching all the music videos, when suddenly the broadcast was interrupted and this really seedy hardcore porno film came on the screens. Lesbian action.

 

Most disturbingly, Thornsy was doing a running commentary on events!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Sure that was a dream?

[GHA EFM]

Did he say 'there' a lot?

[YELLOW]

Man that is weird!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Once again, I can out-do that one in terms of weirdness.

 

While on holiday I dreamt I was in a restaurant and my Mum was having Cod for dinner. She kept going on about how the Cod was heavenly and divine and the best cod she's ever tasted and she kept trying to make me eat it. Then I went over to the beach and dug a hole in the sand with my foot until I found freshwater. When I did so, I started to bathe in it, complteley naked, on a public beach. Then, I started to do Kung Fu moves and anyone who tried to defeat me failed. I started to float up until I was in the crucifix position, whereupon it transpired that I was actually a messenger from God. The message was "Firstly, the message always will be and always has been love". So basically I dreamt I was the Messiah.

 

Beat that.

[YELLOW]

That is completely f..king weird! You sure you were dreaming and not trippin' or something?

[Chubbhead EFM]

I think it was the heat that got to me. Why the fk do I keep having dreams about God???

[The Invisible Man]

And indeed cod. Are you sure you're not confusing the two?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Maybe. I don't know where the Kung Fu bit came from though.

[Matt H]

I think you must've absorbed too much of that Channel 5 Bruce Lee night last weekend! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> and did you watch 'Deep Impact' last Saturday? The Spaceship in that film was called The Messiah <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Look for the most basic explanation!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

Quote:

The Invisible Man said:
And indeed cod. Are you sure you're not confusing the two?

Just how did I know that you'd be attracted to this thread?? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

I didn't watch the Deep Impact film, but I did see the Bruce Lee thing on telly.

 

Or perhaps I really am the Messiah.

[Little Miss Urchin]

God, the kung-fu legend!