a question

[Canman]

hi im richard mann,i run the excellant isthmian fans website and im the leading authority on essex non league football.i hope to be at basildon on tuesday night to see the mighty bees slaughter your prima donnas,how many of your crowd are going,it should be quite a lot since everyone involved in your club comes from basildon anyway.uncle urchin, what has happened to the isthmian fans forum it has been down now for days?

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

I'm going to the game. I'm bringing another 3 people with me, and Urchino v23's going and LMU. There may be others.

[Guest]

I'm Going !!, I'm One Of Those Three People By The Way !! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

Well i'm going and My Dad is, what about Deadly Dave and Powerfull Paul ??? <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

And Harry !! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

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[Urchin_Rat_Man]

I see Dave at Elm Park Station a couple of days a go. he says he weren't going to the Basildon game. Dunno bout E.Thurrock

[Uncle Urchin]

Hi Dickie me ol' mukka.....wondered how long it would take you to get over here....that Isthmian Forum is hopeless....server wise.....me missus says I come on line quicker than they do....anyway....

 

I reckon they aint paid the bills....

 

pity really 'cos I posted one of me best on there just minutes before it went down....

 

ha ha ha...I aint 'ad the pleasure of reading the inevitable response...

 

as for prima donnas...course they are Dickie...what would yu expect from the best squad outside the Barclaycard Premiership.....

 

get yur 'ouse on 'em mate at 25-1....

 

Poppies...favourites.....yeah right....

 

by the way...unable to wind you lot up and a bit bored last Monday...I nipped onto the Poppies forum....this gezza comes on all stroppy and I ended up 'aving a few 'words' wiv 'im...

 

ha ha ha...turns out he was the moderator.....

 

ha ha ha...great stuff....

 

see you at basildon.....

 

wear red socks and carry a copy of the National Front Times....we'll find you...

[cangull]

A question to Richard Mann - last season you featured extensively on the Grays forum, on that forum you gave everyone the impression that you are a Grays supporter. During the later part of the season you were to be found posting on the Shotsweb, giving them the belief that you were a Canvey supporter and caused some problems to boot! You have until the recent closure of the Grays forum featured on there as once again a Grays supporter. Tell me, what team do you really support because to me you are now lining up to cause trouble with the Urchins.

 

Beware this man, as far as I know he does not support Canvey FC.

[Lord]

"a quality Football team"??? Why, is there a decent player there we haven't signed then? Do tell us if there is, I'm sure we can take them off your hands like we did all the others <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Canman]

well im sure you can appreciate that as the leading authority on essex non league football i have to visit many grounds but this season i will be mainly supporting tilbury,basildon united and east thurrock.i hope to be there tuesday but im now working down burnt mills to 7 o'clock so i will have to see.if i cant make that i intend to go to the bowers v tilbury game.i went to grays 0 colchester 5 today,grays in first half were terrible,they are just a bunch of kids,i reckon they are going to struggle this year.you lucky sods probably cant remember what its like to get ripped off,£7 to get in today and a £1.50 for a programme which contained 32 pages of adverts and 4 pages of news.anyway im be off now,im going to post a full report of todays game on the accrington stanley website,i thought they might be interested.by the way,uncle urchin im still waiting for steve jones address,not that i intend to stalk him,just follow him around for a while,in a friendly manner.

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

I've got Steve Jones' shirt. but you cant have that. It'll be worth Billions in the future.

[Uncle Urchin]

Hi Pilgrim.....thanks for the warning but not needed....

 

Dickie' plys his trade on the Isthmian Fans Forum (which has been down now for a week so he's probably having withdrawel symptoms)

 

Dickie and I share a common goal in life and that is to 'visit' forums that specialise in slagging off other clubs....

 

our mandate is to attempt to show the prepertrators of this drivel the error of their ways...(I am currently engaged in a rehabilitation project with the Kettering fans who for some strange reason can't understand why they are not in the champions league this year)...but I digress....

 

Dickie serves a very useful purpose in diverting attention away from my subtle posts by writing such inane tosh and drivel and thereby infuriating the hosts that I am able to carry out my samaritan work relatively unaccosted..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

he is in fact also quite funny in a surreal way....

 

there is very little in essex non league football that Dickie doesn't scoop....

 

predominately because he makes most of it up.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

the forums need Dicke Mann...he is a beacon in a world of self pity...cynisism and whinging arrogant fans who think that they are to good to play us little pub teams.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Urchino]

Start Charging them Unc, Your own version of the Priory !

 

Make a Killing <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />