random celebrity shoot

[ESG]

starting with Blunket's dog, put it out of it's misery.

 

method:

throwing a bone under a bus

[CANV EFM]

standing behind it at a pedestrian crossing and beeping

[CANV EFM]

stab it in the street then say it was merely the victim of a rebasing of current crime statistics

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Duncan from Blue or Gary Lucy from Footballers Wifes.

 

Send a very pretty suicide bomber into the Met Bar.

[SteveP]

The Big Brother House, first night Napalm.

 

Celine Dion should be forced to swim down the Thames with people attempting to harpoon until she finally dies in icy grave. Kill the long necked Canadian bint. Mak it pay per view, I think everyone should enjoy it.

[CANV EFM]

leonardo decaprio could be pushed off the front of a stena sealink car ferry..

[pabird]

Dale Winters

Strapped arms and legs akimbo to a roulette wheel whilst members of the audience throw knives at the wheel to select lotto numbers

For the bonus ball the member of the audience is blindfolded

[FleetFanatic]

Victoria Beckham - by any means possible!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

R Kelly - I believe I can fly - throw him off a plane!

[SteveP]

Richard and Judy - force them to Kamikaze dive in to Fame Academy whilst Chris De Burgh runs in strapped with Dynamite.

 

Come on, I'm doing the world favour here.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I like Richard Madeley! Especially when he starts putting Judy in her rightful place, the stupid old bag! Quality TV!!

 

Alistair MacGowan does a superb impression!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Vanessa Feltz.

 

Put a load of eclairs in front of her - she'll explode given enough time. Or have a heart attack.

 

Either way she's damned annoying and the world will be a much more pleasant place without her self-pitying self on TV.

 

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[CANV EFM]

that was a great post LMU but you 'nicened' it up to much at the end..

lose the last line or change it to increase it offensiveness

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Either way she's a fking annoying bitch and the world will be a much more pleasant place without her fat, ugly body on TV.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

either way she is a minging brass and the world would be a much better place without fking constant bitching and moaning, the fat stroker

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Either way, she's got a face like a burglar's dog, and a c*** like a bucket.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

You know I'm far too nice for that. I had to wrestle with my conscious to write what I did!

[EFM's Librarian]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
Either way, she's got a face like a burglar's dog, and a c*** like a bucket.

Do you really think Mrs Zeal is going to be impressed with you using language like that?

The other day Zeal answered the phone to Mrs Zeal with "yo what up Bit*h" unsurprisingly she hung up on him!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't have to impress anyone, matey.

 

It's them who have to impress me.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Nice to know you believe that.