Holiday Luxury aged 7

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What were the luxuries I looked for on my package holidays to Majorca, Spain and Italy, aged 7?

1 of course, a good swimming pool.  That sorted out most problems, if there was a good large uncrowded swimming pool.

2, plain food served quickly in the early evening.

3, a place which didn’t smell too much!

4, short flight and distance from the airport.

5, a beach of some sort.

6, other kids to play with.

7, entertainment in the evening we could stay up for.

8, interesting trips.

9, a holiday rep who I could either really fancy, or wasn’t a bullying embarrassing pain in the [****!!****].

10, funny waiters.

11, a lilo to float on.

12, access to playing football.

13, a pinball machine.

14, funny guests who my parents made friends with and entertained us with their weirdness.  I hope my parents reciprocated the favour.