Naff naff

[ESG]

shamelessly stolen idea 9again)

 

1, mobile phones clipped to belts

2, Burt Reynolds

3, gold chains wore outside knitwear

4, bandannas

5, vests

6, tashes

7, celtic band tattoos

8, Germans

9, house check baseball hats

10, pony tales

>>People who stand talking to security gaurds in shopping centres looking really proud of the fact that they know them.

>> shirt & tie with jeans

people who wear button down collar shirts with the buttons undone

relica shirts with so-called funny slogans on the back eg "witty kopite" "sexy "

armani/D & G flip flops

doris' with tattoed forearms

Young couples dressing like and thinking they're the Beckhams

Young children kitted out in Burberry in their buggys

Male earings or any body piercings for that matter

hose sad fools highlighting paperwork to make themselves feel important

twats who pretend they're cosmopolitan by reading france football

U R A M8, M8

Wearing sunglasses inside.

[CANV EFM]

falling asleep on the train with a minging hangover and muttering stuff to yourself whilst drooling...oh hang that was me this morning

[ESG]

(Men) going into pubs bare chested with a T shirt tucked into the waistband of their shorts. How long does it take to put it on for sake?

people called Chris who call themselves Kris

  Talking like Friends? Like, could you BE anymore naff

D Bints who read OK, HELLO, NOW or any other celebrity tosh.

Beds made from white metalwork with gold bedknobs

K-rayzee polyphonic ring tones

Youth firms

Youth firms websites

The word 'kool'

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hmmm. Guilty of the ponytail and earrings!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Thinking that the TV program 'Freinds' is the funniest thing in the world