Last Night's Meeting

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Well, I turned up at 9.30pm having already had four snakebite and blacks back home.

 

This is what I remember...

 

• Downing two pints of S&B in the pub
• Singing Yesterday's Man into the mic while the quiz was on
• Shouting out all the quiz answers
• Turning up at Laz's with the majority of EFM at about 11.30pm
• Making Thorns buy two bottles of wine in the Crown to take back to mine
• Going home and watching the Sudbury video with all the lads
• Bin Fadhel nicking the last of our sausages out of my fridge
• Doing snuff with Libro and the Gaffer and Big George
• Keeping Mrs Zeal up until 3am - for the wrong reasons
• Watching Thornsy's commentary for the Heybridge home match in 1996
• Waking up and feeling like SH*T

 

Good night, though!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Actually, keeping your bird up until the early hours cos all your mates are round making a racket, is probably the 'right' reasons!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

You seem to have forgotten exposing yourself, and relieving yourself in public, or should I not mention that?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Oh yeah, a couple of us did take a leak on Trev's flat.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

It was very generous of Thornsy to buy those bottles of wine for us. He doesn't even want paying <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Did no-one give him any money towards it??

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I think your contribution was to sign his credit card slip for him!

[Laz]

Nice to see you chaps last night!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've just thought.

 

Didn't we tell everyone last night that EFM's Lawyer had come out of the closet, and finally admitted that he's gay?? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Yes, and we did it in such a serious way that everybody believed us - ooops!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah we did - I always knew he was a Iron!

Nobody contrubuted to the wine, everybody seemed to run out of money and cards at the same time - Mind you, I think I drunk most of it.

What sort of mate signs a credit card slip <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I was only one snakebite and black behind you in the pub Mr Zeal.

The moving harmonica version of yesterdays man was a real tear jerker - that would of been lovely on a beach as the sun was coming up (and you were coming down)

I also feel [******] - but luckly I only have to be here for 2 hours. I set my alarm for 8.30 but spent a hour and a half pressing snooze, I honestly couldn't remember why I had to get up <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I thought I was going to throw up on the train but I reached West Hampstead and fresh air and drink just in time.

Doing it all again tonight with some bird!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah, but I had four in the pub, and you had three. I also had four before I came out. 8-3 to me, then!!

 

I had a great laugh last night. Best mid-week piss-up for ages!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah but I had a can before the pub and didn't start until 9pm. So volume v minutes I may just shade it <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> But you definantly drunk more!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

He-heh! Fair enough!!

 

Glad you liked Yesterday's Man! I think Day In The Forest will have to be my next hit!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Day In The Forest was sheer quality, I must add.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Cheers, GHA!

 

I'll prove that I'm more than just a one-hit-wonder yet!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Where's that there CD, Zeal?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What CD?? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[GHA EFM]

You were going to give me a CD of a selection of your greatest hits (including Better Life and That Day In The Forest) quite a while back, if I remember correctly.

 

There.

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

Was I? Ok, I'll sort you one out!

 

Must warn you though - sounds nothing like RATM!!