The Wall

[Colin Zeal EFM]

10am you reckon then, CANV??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

A pre-emptive strike with the Paracetamol sometimes works, I find.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I have no painkillers. I've asked Libro to bring some over to work, and he's off today and only 200 yards down the round, but he's refusing. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I was going to do a summary of last night, but my brain is too addled <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

Some things that were involved last night;

8 snakebites (and they were all Zeal's!)

snuff

sausages

singing

sick (I'm guessing thats what GHA produced when he got home!)

signatures (ask Zeal and EFMTFTV about that one)

Sudbury video

 

and that's just the S's!

[CANV EFM]

10 oclock.. only one known cure and thats more beer.. i tried that yesterday.. im now looking forward to a double wall at 10

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've managed to score myself this afternoon off - I'm in no fit state.

 

I asked Libro if he fancied a pub lunch, but he didn't sound too keen!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

im sure he'll come round

[CANV EFM]

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

 

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

 

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

 

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

 

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I like his thinking!

 

Well, I think last night, I certainly put beyond any doubt who's the best drinker in EFM.

 

I've had two compliments already this morning from my fellow drinkers!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's hit. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Seven minutes early.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

im still doing worryingly well here.. tho my cordination is sstrartiinngg to oggggoo

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've had a litre of chocolate milkshake and half a litre of Tropicana Breakfast juice, and I'm just about to heat up a stodgy microwavable cheeseburger.

 

I can do this. I can make it through to 12.30. Postive mental attitude.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Oh, and thanks to Carl for not only giving Annette the Barmaid my mobile number, but also giving her my address. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Mind you, she did seem quite keen.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

mm ive hit it now... i need some sleep being a 2 dayer i am experiencing some big mood swings one minute everything is fine in the world the next getting the top off my bottle of water becomes an insurmountable obstacle

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I haven't been this hungover for a long, long time. Pounding headache, which I don't normally get. Sweating. Palpatations. Double-vision.

 

It's about time I had that cheeseburger, I reckon.

 

Back in five!

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

it is the blackcurrant that does it. when I used to drink lager and lime, after a few pints it made me feel a bit dizzy. after 10 or so it makes you feel queezey. so avoid mixing your drinks with fruit juice is the way of common sense

[CANV EFM]

fk me getting that lid off the bottle of water was a fking mission!! i think i have hurt my hand ..

now i have to pysche myself up to lift it

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Cheeseburger was great. Still feel like sh*t, but it certainly filled a hole!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

64 minutes and I'm off home. To bed. Maybe via the Pub!!

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

My snots are still covered in snuff this morning too. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />