looking forward to the new season!

[Guest]

Hi Guys!

 

My name is Jed and I come from Ridgeway South Carolina. I remember way back in time comin' to Slough as an echange student and my good buddy from there taking me to see the Royals play ball. I had a great day and have followed soccer from the USA evr since! We manly get the premier leage here which isnt as pysical as Sloughs game! Also the announcer is in Spainish which is a real pain in the butt! I see the RED DEVILS have signed a american net minder Tim Howard - how cool!!

 

Do you still have the centre-fielder Mark Quamina - he rocks!!!!

 

Anyway its great to find this site. Let me know how the Royals are shaping up for the new soccer season, I wish you well and I sure raised some hell in your town!!!

 

Peace

 

Jed

 

[Guest]

Umm.......?

[BFR]

agreed! Call us the royals again and I'll be on the bat phone to my buddy osama to 'raise hell' in your town!

[Guest]

Hey fat dude - that aint cool

 

Ive looked at the othr messages on this page and it has got me real p****d off. You must be real mad that your owner is moving the franchise.

 

U know were I come from we wouldnt be handling leaflets out, we'd shoot him in the ass like a pig!

 

Keep Rockin'

 

Your bro - Jed

[BFR]

before $hagging your sister????

[Guest]

Hey lard ass you'd get along real well with my sister man - she's built like a Kodiac Bear!!

 

Seriousley, I'm gonna be in Oxfordshire this fall - I would love to hook up with the barmby army drink beer and eat some of your fine porked pies. Does that dude behind the net still go crazy at the officials?!!?

 

 

[BFR]

The guy you're on about has moved away from the area but expect him to be at some of the matches.

 

Your sister sounds amazing!

[Guest]

Ah BFR my thin friend...., his sister sounds more to my style....

[BFR]

All hail to the new pieman!

[Guest]

Pies, pies....where......

Shame about Nigel moving on but at least we still have the Foghorn....and the fatties...

[Guest]

Is like everyone from Slough grossely overweight??

 

I remember diggin' some fat chicks in yr Barry's night club - thtats one crazy place guys

 

 

JED

[Guest]

I thought it was the USA that had the weight problem, I felt positively like Twiggy when I was out there on holiday....

 

And well don't start me on in-breeding....

[GarySTFC]

in-breading?? Is that something the bakers do? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

As long as they're related!!!!!!

Pedant...

[BFR]

Thats why Jed is going to like Oxfordshire so much, an awful lot of country folk in those parts. He'll feel at home, minus his T-Rex sister (for those who've not seen Orgazmo sadly this joke will be lost on you)

[Guest]

Do you guys have to like paint your own ball park and stuff - that sucks big style.

[Guest]

And by the way you fat [******] we leave the interbreeding to those punks in Winsboro

 

Ridgeway Rulez!!!

[BFR]

I'm having serious trouble taking this guy seriously, are you sure you're not a certain Uncle who has overdone it on the Dr Pepper and Big Macs?????

 

Of course if you are really some guy from S Carolina then in addition to being the childs uncle you'll be their daddy too.

[GarySTFC]

Isn't that the same thing that goes on in Essex as well though? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[BFR]

So true, what a shame we're not going to Aveley this season!