Zeals drunken text messages

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> I don't!!

 

Right, I'm off to lunch now! See yer's later!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
Hmmm. It's quite an eye-opener in the cold light of day to see the kind of crap that goes through your head when you're pissed.

So it was all lies then <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Not at all, Chubbster! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

I was referring to the Zebra one!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

How about

There was a young man called Zeal, who asked chubbhead for a feel, she always said 'no', and 'I think you should go', before clubbing him just like a seal!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Is 'Janine', janine from Eastenders?

[EFM's Librarian]

Yes

[Chubbhead EFM]

oh right, she has got a bit of a piggy nose hasn't she.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't think it was her nose that caught my eye!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM Trev]

Seeing as how we're sharing drunken text messages from Zeal today...

 

1. 4th Feb 2003 - 17.36: "Get your [****!!****] down The Crown or me and EFMTFTV will spit-roast you".

 

2. 10th July 2003 - 19.47: "I want to be a zebra, Trev"

 

3. 24th June 2003 - 16.53: "ALright, mate, We're on the lash tonight if you fancy it. Zeal"

 

4. (Sometime last year) - "In the end, the love you give is equal to the love you take. You're a top man, Trev. Keep the faith.".

 

I quite look forward to them, to be frank.

[EFM's Librarian]

I used to have some great ones, from now on i'll record the best ones on here for posterity, it can be a kind of drunken Zeal weblog.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Oi! Where are my messages?????

I only get serious ones <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />