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Zeal has been particularly active on the mobile tonight. I thought i'd let you see what he says, as he can't post in the evenings

 

1. (5.49PM) Man, the darkness album rocks! i reckon i made the right choice. shall we kill (name removed) when he gets back as he's being really racist about his leg?

2. (6.42PM) Man, it rocks. perm-rock is back! I'M ON THE KRONEYS, WHY IS THIS IS CAPITALS?

3. (8.04PM) Yo man. getting ripped. What you up to man? only got three KRONEYS left. Do you reckon hot and spicy KRONEY would be nice?

4. (9.10PM) Hey man. i'm ripped. listening to holly valance. do you copy my texts on the message board? the darkness is wicked!

5. (9.24PM) Why don't you text back yo mutha? you bad as Trev.

6. (9.28PM) No man. don't put them on the board. and chill man. a text message costs 10p you tight git. you're worse than (name removed)!

7. (9.31PM) Ok then! mad for it KRONEY is the nectar of the gods. got the coral on now. ducking wicked.

 

This is all fairly subdued, it gets even better when he's really drunk - quality entertainment!

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Ha,ha Can't believe he admitted listening to Holly Valance!

What's this 'hey man' stuff, great entertainment!

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Word up <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

What's the betting he comes on and blames that one of mrs.zeal..he could have at least said he was watching a video of her,that would have been excusable dude ( <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> )

 

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I thought you meant a video of Mrs Zeal for a minute!!!

Ooh er! What happens in that household then!!

 

Just over 11 hours until the Ryman fixtures are announced but I'm at work and haven't been allocated a computer yet. Damn!!!!!!!

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Ok,i'll do that message again!

 

"Word up <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

What's the betting he comes on and blames that one of mrs.zeal..he could have at least said he was watching a video of holly valance,that would have been excusable dude <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> "

Glad GNFC are in the conference,we got our fixtures age ago! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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You said he was a poof and that somebody out of Duran Duran was better - It was when my phone was knancked and couldn't text back but the funny thing was the previous day I'd been told a story about Tony Hadley by Tony De La Fou, Tony and Tony were performing at some festival, De La Fou sid that Hadley started on the Stella's at 11am and wasn't on until 10pm, he drunk all day and then went on and performed like a trooper.

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OKay, tonights messages, and I have been given permission to reprint them all:

 

1. ((7.35pm) Limerick...There was a young girl called Chubb, who I once met in a pub. If i wasn't wed, i'd take chubb to bed, and give her a jolly good rub!!

2. (7.40pm) yanking gremlin? what message about Colin? Did you know if you try and write smirnoff using predictive, it writes poisoned !!

3. (7.44pm) Face like an a*se, i know, but Janine has got lovely t*ts. You can put that on the board too! I want to put my c*ck between janine's t*ts!! (Admin, if that's too rude, I apologise, and allow you to edit it)

4. (8.51pm) I honestly believe, darkness aside, the best music this year has been made by female pop stars. Girls aloud, emnma b, siobhan donaghy, and Amy studt.

5. (9.48pm) Libro, when next go on the net, can you email me somestuff about tourettes syndrome. I think i may have it. Not the swearing bit, but i have the rest of it

6. (9.51pm) yes i do. And it's also related to obsessive compulsive disorder which i have.

7. (9.58pm) Don't you like me texting you? I shan't text you again if you don't like it <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

8. (10.32) I want to be a zebra. Libro, I want to be a zebra. I WANT TO BE A F**KING ZEBRA.

9. (10.52) He-heh. Just found a packet of snuff from the Sudbury trip. Mental mate! You must try some, man!

 

 

I was quite concerned after the Zebra one, so I phoned him, and he seemed quite drunk, he mumbled something about mrs Zeal looking for her life in a bag - very odd

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Quality! Proves my point about soap stars!

 

Zeal! Bring the camcorder to Canvey mate. Will be a real laugh!!

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EFM's Librarian said:
OKay, tonights messages, and I have been given permission to reprint them all:

1. ((7.35pm) Limerick...There was a young girl called Chubb, who I once met in a pub. If i wasn't wed, i'd take chubb to bed, and give her a jolly good rub!!


oo-er! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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