Saint Alan of Romford

[officialspokesman]

As Saint Alan has been terrible busy lately sorting out global warming,the world economy and various other matters of state he has bestowed on me the honour of being his official spokesman. The great man has asked me to pass on messages to some of his friends who he hasn't spoken to for some time like Marco Polo who now frequents another forum and he wonders why he wishes to speak to those unspeakable ruffians from the artificial football club, come back soon MP your club needs you. He also misses speaking to Anthony Jones who he thinks is a bit of an old fraud but is not as intellectually challenged as some of his friends. And most of all he misses his great mate Bob Carolgee AKA Buzzardboy and he was so happy that he enjoyed his letter in this weeks Romford Recorder and he promises he will buy him a pint when HE has single handedly built Romford new 200,000 seater Saint Alan of Grenfell Stadium, as long as he promises to behave himself. He also said that he hopes you overcome your problems because if you don't some of your more undesirable types may try and infiltrate his beloved football club and lower the tone of something quite special.

[Eastside Urchin]

Arise Saint Alan

 

 

[officialspokesman]

Arise Saint Alan

 

 

 

 

I WILL PASS ON YOUR GOOD WISHES

[Eastside Urchin]

If you could please,that would be much appreciated.The man is a real romford legend