This is how it works.

[Grounhopper Mark.]

all hypothetical examples of course, but lets take some people from here to help.

 

Now Silencers Son (lets assume for this exercise) is playiing for Takeley they have offered him a 70p raise not to go, but he is not happy with this, so he speaks to his mate Coachie's Brother (who is the manager for argument sake) at Tiptree

 

Now when Silencers son speaks to Tiptree he is not going to tell them that Takeley have offered him that raise, he is going to inflate it and make out as well as being offered a 2 pound increase he gets to ride the chairmans wife as a goal bonus,

 

now coachie;s brother is thinking this is too hot for me, so he pulls out, but Silencers son goes back to Takeley and everyone at Tiptree think Takeley are splashing the cash, they are not but players lie.... if coachie's brother wanted he could still offer Silencers son to ride his own wife, but thats a different story.....

 

all names and teams mentioned are purely coincidental and no one has ever offered their wife for a game....

 

The moral of this story dont believe all you hear.

[lesbos]

all hypothetical examples of course, but lets take some people from here to help.

 

Now Silencers Son (lets assume for this exercise) is playiing for Takeley they have offered him a 70p raise not to go, but he is not happy with this, so he speaks to his mate Coachie's Brother (who is the manager for argument sake) at Tiptree

 

Now when Silencers son speaks to Tiptree he is not going to tell them that Takeley have offered him that raise, he is going to inflate it and make out as well as being offered a 2 pound increase he gets to ride the chairmans wife as a goal bonus,

 

now coachie;s brother is thinking this is too hot for me, so he pulls out, but Silencers son goes back to Takeley and everyone at Tiptree think Takeley are splashing the cash, they are not but players lie.... if coachie's brother wanted he could still offer Silencers son to ride his own wife, but thats a different story.....

 

all names and teams mentioned are purely coincidental and no one has ever offered their wife for a game....

 

The moral of this story dont believe all you hear.

 

Most players in the ESL seem to know more than managers or secretaries whos earning what, it always seem to be the trend for the top team to deny that they ever spend a penny in wages,there are still the haves and have nots,one team charges subs, but the gap doesnt seem to be so big now.

[Hookey]

Most players in the ESL seem to know more than managers or secretaries whos earning what, it always seem to be the trend for the top team to deny that they ever spend a penny in wages,there are still the haves and have nots,one team charges subs, but the gap doesnt seem to be so big now.

 

I'm surpised DC doesn't charge the players at the gate on their way to the dressing rooms.

[Silencer]

F**k, dont tell anyone about Silencer's son......people might demand some maitenence

 

On a serious note WA, many players on the ESL circuit and in local football know each other and whats going on!

 

On the note of a Chairmans wife, I would glady accept some fun with Mrs Manor....

[Grounhopper Mark.]

On the note of a Chairmans wife, I would glady accept some fun with Mrs Manor....

 

Was she over at your place when we met?

and more importantly will she be at Witham in January?

[Silencer]

Ha Ha...no mate. Never seen at football, just seen at a couple of do's.

 

:dance (2): The word MILF springs to mind....come to think of it, the word GILF would be more apt