Gis' a job!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Hello.

 

Does anyone have any vacancies in their places of work? Zeal-perhaps you could employ me has a professional office-woman-basher. EFMTFTV- I could,er, make you tea in between takes!

 

I am soooo sick of my job-the crying babies, the rude customers, the 'what-ho!' rugby boy(no offence CANV or GHA) who we've recently employed. I long for the day when I don't have to worry about stinking of stale coffee at the end of my working day. All for a paltry 4.25 an hour!

 

I'M A CHUBBHEAD...GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

 

Rant over.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Casuals at £5 an hour here, Chubbster, but doubt very much if there's any vacancies. Certainly not in the office anyway (although I'm all for kicking out OfficeWoman and getting you in to replace her!!)

 

 

[Laz]

Nothing doing here, but I could have beaten £5 by quite a lot! Anyway, Claire asked first.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Yeah! Do it! What exactly does officewoman do all day anyway. I bet I could do it 10 times better AND i wouldn't talk about the weather or go ga-ga over giant bunnies.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'll ask if there's any jobs going on the shop floor, Chubbster. Piss-easy work, and you don't exactly have to work very hard!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

cool! But it's accounting isn't it? Not too good with numbers me. Still, I can blag it I'm sure!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

No. I work in the accounts office, but we're not an accounts firm.

 

In fact, we usually have loads of students working here in the summer, but it's been a bit quiet this year.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

So what sort of firm is it?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'll PM you, Chubbster!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I've worked there, and its not too bad. You get the added bonus of seeing Zeal every lunchtime as well!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's a good place for students to come and work if they're looking for some holiday cash, but as Chubbhead wants work for the next 15 months, and decent job experience, it's probably not ideal.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Nobody gets paid yet at the TV Station

[Chubbhead EFM]

Well when they do, can I have a job? PPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!