TV Quotes

[chris blanc]

Sharpe

 

Sorry about this one, I know it's really hard, but I couldn't think of anything asier.

 

Anyway, here it is:

 

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the....

[FleetFanatic]

er.........

[FleetFanatic]

........nope........ beats me.......

[FleetFanatic]

.......ooooh the a-team?????

 

Say what you see.....

[Slartibartfast]

Catchphrase

 

 

" Stupid boy "

[chris blanc]

Dads Army

 

 

"He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better"

[Slartibartfast]

Quantum leap

 

 

" Lets see what you would've won "

[FleetFanatic]

Bullseye

 

''Pot as many balls as you can.''

[Big J R]

"Big Break"

 

 

"I've had a terrible time with my Pussy..........."

[Slartibartfast]

Are you being served

 

 

" listen very carefully, I shall say this only once "

[Big J R]

'Allo 'Allo.

 

"What do points make ????"

[FleetFanatic]

Prizes - Play Your Cards Right

 

''One day, you look at the person and see more than you did the day before, like a switch was flickered somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with.''

 

[Big J R]

Halifax Lass ? I Give Up !

[FleetFanatic]

oooooh - 5 hours later and nobody has it.......

[David Holden]

X-Files

 

 

Vila doesn't have much time for Tarrant

[FleetFanatic]

Well done Dave.....

[Slartibartfast]

Blakes Seven ?

 

"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway"

[David Holden]

The Simpsons

 

Yeah, now that you mention it... Except, of course, there's no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren't [******]' exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah... Frank... other than that, it's a lot like Bastogne.

 

[chris blanc]

Band of Brothers

 

"And right here's where you start paying... In sweat!"

[David Holden]

Fame

 

No, I can't forget it Christine. See, I go home every night and no matter how bad a day it was, I think, well at least we took a little inch of crud off the city. I mean, of course, it'll be back tomorrow, but at least we're treading water. You know what I feel like right now? I feel like the crud is winning.