Quick Joke before I go

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the

window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before

takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After

takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes

and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,

"I think I'll get up and get a beer."

 

"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."

 

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's

shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other

Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

 

Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he

was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat

in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat

back and enjoyed the flight.

 

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into

his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He looked

at the two Arabs and asked, "Why does it have to be this way?

How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations?

This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing

in beers?"

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Good Joke.

 

Unlike the one i'm about to tell.

 

2 Cows Standing in a field

1 cow said ''moooo''

The other cow said'' I knew you was gona say that''

[Tall n Cool]

Another quick joke for you all:

 

Have you heard about the dark goings-on at Wimbledon?

 

Hewitt's a witch, Henman's a witch,

and Goran Ivan-e's-a-witch

 

Hee hee ha ha!!!!