Proper tennis

[Little Miss Urchin]

Didn't you (Mr Zeal, the Librarian and Tomsy Thumb) play tennis again yesterday?

 

How did it go?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Didn't play in the end. Hopefully will do tonight if the rain eases off, and the Librarian gets home from work early enough.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Big gay bears!

 

You should try playing hockey in heavy snow, then you'll know what real weather is! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I used to like our ground before we had the fence built. If the match was crap, you could peer over the back and watch the local lesbians play hockey instead.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

I think I hit a nerve.

 

Are you calling me a lesbian?

[Laz]

You called him a gay bear.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'm calling the ones who play on the hockey pitches at Clarence Park lesbians, yes. Most women hockey players are lesbians, I reckon!!

 

You probably aren't LMU, but if you take Thornsy up on his 'Miss July' offer, you'll doubtless soon decide that lesbianism is the better option!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I think she'd cherish the month of Jult for ever

[Little Miss Urchin]

Oh yes, how I'd love 'Jult'.

 

Where's my 5000 reasons to love you?

[YELLOW]

LMU would probably turn to lesbianism when she saw me!

[EFM's Librarian]

Can anyone else hear the violins?

[YELLOW]

Yeah very loud at the moment!

[FleetFanatic]

What is 'worrying' is that there are lots of lesbo's on the tennis circuit.

 

Law of averages states the equivalent must be the case for the blokes.

 

So Zeal - are you out of the closet yet mate? lmao.....

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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What is 'worrying' is that there are lots of lesbo's on the tennis circuit.

Law of averages states the equivalent must be the case for the blokes.

So Zeal - are you out of the closet yet mate? lmao.....

Surely the law of average would state that if there were loads of gay women on the circuit, there would be almost no gay men at all??