Big Brother Observation

[Colin Zeal EFM]

For two years now in Big Brother, 'the black one' has also been 'the fat one'.

 

Hats off to Channel 4 for deliberately killing two 'minority quota' birds with one stone. Or am I reading too much into this, I wonder??

 

Is there a 'gay one' this year??

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Also, that new ugly old bird that looks like a man... is it a geezer, do you reckon??

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Apparently not - they had 'her' mum on RI:SE this morning, claiming she had a birth certificate which proves 'she' is a woman.

 

BTW 'The fat one' is no longer a minority. Apparently in 1997 62% of men and 53% of women were classed as either overweight, obese, or clinically obese' !

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Well, that's it then - I demand more slim people on TV. It's a disgrace that this minority group is not given more coverage. Slim people are just treated as second class citizens these days!!

 

 

[EFM Trev]

Big Brother. Yawn. Viewing figures are 40% down this year, apparently. Hence the increasingly desperate stunts.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's simple, Trev.

 

Stick the following people - me, you, Thornsy, Costello, Fadhel, Morley, Chubbhead, Little Miss Urchin, YELLOW - in a house for two months. Soak us in alcohol and film the lot.

 

Would be superb. The Sudbury video was just the start of it!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Mmmm.... Alcohol...... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[EFM Trev]

I wouldn't be putting LMU and YA in the same house. Somebody would have to clean out the swimming pool afterwards...

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Indeed. That's why I invited Thornsy in!!

 

 

[EFM Trev]

Ick. I think he'd sit and watch them.

[Little Miss Urchin]

Aw please! I mean really Trev. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Stu B]

Can I be the replacement for whoever quits...?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Big Brother always say they want charecters in it, when really they just want sex, that slapper who got evicted first her video was of her playing with her new sex toy in the bath, really funny stuff, wonder why she went first?

 

The only one I really enjoyed was the celebraty one, why? because people like Jack Dee are funny thus making it good viewing.

 

Anyway if you want sex, there is a amsterdam company that make a kind of erotic version of it (they in fact invented the original concept, so have done nice out of it), guess which TV station was over at one of the infamous "parties" at the weekend to seal the deal to show it here <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

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Ick. I think he'd sit and watch them.

He'd flipping well want to join in!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Hmmm... I thought most men liked a girl-boy-girl threesome, not a boy-girl-boy threesome!

[Stu B]

and EFMTFTV is your average bloke is he?!

[Chubbhead EFM]

No, but I'm just guessing here as to what he'd prefer!

[EFM Trev]

two words.

 

"spit".

 

and "roast".

[Chubbhead EFM]

Oh dear not that again! Remember what happened with S_C_C??

[Little Miss Urchin]

Please!

 

Don't I get a say in this!?!?