Limerick thread

[Big J R]

Took a young girl in a punt.....

[matrix]

Waved at some girls on a punt

[Little Miss Urchin]

They got him excited

[BFR]

Then had him indited

[Big J R]

And found he was only a runt !

 

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There was a young lady from Grays........

[Slartibartfast]

There once was a young man named Billy

[Halifax Lass]

Who'd a penchant for knickers quite frilly

[chris blanc]

He'd hide out then steal them

[Big J R]

Sniff 'em and feel 'em

[chris blanc]

And hang them to dry on his willy (very childish I know lol)

[chris blanc]

And that was my 500th post, oh well, carry on as usual lol

[Big J R]

Quote:

chrisblanc said:
And that was my 500th post, oh well, carry on as usual lol

[color:"blue"] Congrats Chris !

It's your turn to start a new Limerick !

[chris blanc]

Sorry lol

 

There were once three old ladies from Trent

[matrix]

Who's legs were incredible bent

[Slartibartfast]

when they walked down the street

[Little Miss Urchin]

Quite obviously on heat (!)

[Big J R]

Thinking, 'Men were Heaven Sent !

 

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There was an old tart from Dundee.........

[GarySTFC]

A young group of people from Fleet

[Rob_the_Saint]

Got totally mullered on Crete

[GarySTFC]

Whilst walking the dog