Limerick thread

[vienna1964]

Je me la sauterais bien !

 

(Trans:- The English gesticulation involving left hand slapping right bicep as right arm is lifted with elbow at ±90° and fist is clenched ~ as in "I could do with a ~")

[American FLEET FAN No1]

has meanings beyond our ken

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

mayor of london's his game

[Big J R]

He's not been the same...

[vienna1964]

Since Maggie was caught "on the game"

[vienna1964]

OK - Here we go again !

 

 

Wilberforce Smidgeley got caught in the rain...

[Big J R]

his head was so big it made him insane

[vienna1964]

But the good thing about that, not having a brolly...

[American FLEET FAN No1]

because they cost too much lolly

[Big J R]

So he'd stand all day on a drain.

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Sty Stallone's Mum was really the pits.

[vienna1964]

Seen briefly on BB, a palpable "hit"...

[Big J R]

young Bez is on pot...

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

and Caprice has forgot

[Big J R]

whats it like to squeeze her zits.

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They want pubs open all day...

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

so the drunks have somewhere to stay

[Big J R]

so get out on the binge

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

and buy a door hinge

[Big J R]

before going and getting a good lay.

 

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King of Cr@p has got us all on the run...

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

posting from Slough to St.Alban

[Big J R]

To make matters worse