Limerick thread

[Barry Scott]

his lies were all spurned

[Burnham Lad]

But said Alastair, a Peer can be bought!

 

 

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And a Peer is really quite cheap....

[Stu M]

Pound for pound he's a terrible creep

[American FLEET FAN No1]

he sucked up to someone

[Big J R]

who looked like a dumb-one..

[Burnham Lad]

But just as he sowed, he did reap!

 

 

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Said Bliar "To Brussels I'm going to send Peter",

[Big J R]

cos a poof just couldn't look neater..

[Stu M]

At least it beats Hartlepool...

[American FLEET FAN No1]

where they hang monkeys....so cruel

[Stu M]

And it makes spanking monkeys much sweeter.

 

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Sven's been doing FA with a PA...

[American FLEET FAN No1]

than Palios in Heat(er)

[Big J R]

exposing his enormous tool.

 

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George Bush is living in fear.

[Stu M]

Er... has someone added two lines to the last limerick? Surely it ended at the 'spanking monkeys' line....?

[Big J R]

FleetUSA's fault, Stu.

 

His post 3341 refers to the TOP line in your post 1240, and not your new limerick.

 

I demand a referee's decision. (Not U.B's, by the way !)

[Stu M]

Sigh... those Americans! In which case, we could start again with:

 

FleetFanUSA has f**ked up <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> ...

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Not an American yet........sorry-sorry-sorry!

[Burnham Lad]

So no need yet to worry worry worry

[Big J R]

with his stars and stripes....

[matrix]

And at times typing tripe

[Big J R]

He'd much rather be having a curry !

 

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Teflon Sven gets away with it again.....