Limerick thread

[Big J R]

So these girls didn't come from Surrey !! (Natch !)

 

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Four lap-dancers went to the Zoo.............

[Urchin Boy]

To Watch A Monkey Poo

[Big J R]

It stretched and squatted.........

[Urchin Boy]

The Chinese Wanted It Plattered ...

[Big J R]

But finished in a pile of glue.

 

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Glen Hoddle decided to leave...............

[Burnham Lad]

Like happened to Adam and Eve

[Big J R]

He drove away with the hump..........

[matrix]

Because he was a chump

[Burnham Lad]

And the fans all said "GIVE HIM THE HEAVE"!

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Verse 2

 

But the Spiritualists all shouted No!

[*Keith*]

God doesn't want him to go

[Burnham Lad]

But for a million in hand

[Big J R]

He'd lead that daft band..........

[matrix]

with the lead singer playing Banjo.

 

 

 

A smart dressed young cop on the beat..

[Halifax Lass]

 

Could perform an incredible feat

[Big J R]

He'd juggle his helmet..........

[matrix]

It brushed on the Pelmet

[Big J R]

And shined his boots quite a treat !!

 

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A blonde washed her boobs in the sink..............

[matrix]

and scrubbed them until they were pink

[John@TheFleet]

and to her surprise...

[chris blanc]

they dropped down to her thighs...