Tring Athletic

[Rhodes]

Cor...voiseur - The trouble with Keeps is that he likes to be the main man and in control, he met his match in Uncle Urchin and didn't like it

[C.A.A.]

Keeps - I can't say I'm that fussed to be honest

 

 

Not fussed!

 

Tringarmy is a first class example of everything that is good about non league football and all you can say is 'not fussed'

 

Rhodes i am shocked!!

[Rhodes]

Keeps - Why do you always act as the Big I Am, it doesn't do you any favours and was obviously why Unc saw through you when you came knocking at Bridge Avenue. I bet you demanded that Baby Keeps be given his chance rather than humbly asking if Hornchurch could see their way cleat to giving him a trial.

[The Doog is King]

 

Anyway........back to the thread

Doog, do you think that super keeper who played for Tring last Saturday will keep the No.1 shirt for this weekend?

 

well you cant drop a keeper who keeps a clean sheet surely?!?!

[C.A.A.]

I bet you demanded that Baby Keeps be given his chance rather than humbly asking if Hornchurch could see their way cleat to giving him a trial.

 

yep!.........i went straight to the point and said that Rhodes reckoned he was playing below his level, so play him or else!

well be blowed if i didnt get my wings clipped and shown the door, Gestapo style

shame really, he seemed a nice bloke that Uncs

i often wonder what would have happened if id offered to invest money in Hornchurch instead of buying those top of the range his n hers motors...........

[Rhodes]

thats funny because i had heard that Mr Keeps had confronted the aforementioned Uncle Urchin, and, as bullies usually do when they are not behind the sanctity of a keyboard, UU shat his pants and ran off??

TheDoogisKing - I've probably asked you these questions a number of times before but, firstly, have you ever met Uncle Urchin and, secondly, what do you actually have against him

[Mrs Keeps]

Cor...voiseur - The trouble with Keeps is that he likes to be the main man and in control, he met his match in Uncle Urchin and didn't like it

 

 

So you're guessing Sadist rather than Masochist?

 

You really, really aren't in the loop

[Rhodes]

So you're guessing Sadist rather than Masochist?

I can't say I'm into that stuff to be honest, whatever floats your boat I suppose like Loosely and his Austrian Smoked cheese

[Mrs Keeps]

So you're guessing Sadist rather than Masochist?

I can't say I'm into that stuff to be honest, whatever floats your boat I suppose like Loosely and his Austrian Smoked cheese

 

 

Go on, give it a go, you don't know what your missing until you've tried it - mind you you'll have to remove that brown suit first!

 

I reckon that black patent would suit you

[C.A.A.]

Anyway........back to the thread

Doog, do you think that super keeper who played for Tring last Saturday will keep the No.1 shirt for this weekend?

 

well you cant drop a keeper who keeps a clean sheet surely?!?!

 

Watch this space!

[Rhodes]

Doesn't a brown suit do it for you then, to be honest I'm not very adventurous at all, I'm very old school and not in Michael Hutchene or David Carradine's league

[The Doog is King]

TheDoogisKing - I've probably asked you these questions a number of times before but, firstly, have you ever met Uncle Urchin and, secondly, what do you actually have against him

 

i have never actually met Lee Hughes or George (nee Gideon) Osborne either but have come to my own conclusions about those t0ssers too....

[Mrs Keeps]

Doesn't a brown suit do it for you then, to be honest I'm not very adventurous at all, I'm very old school and not in Michael Hutchene or David Carradine's league

 

 

OOoooohhhh, canes & gymslips

[Rhodes]

Cor...voiseur - You sound a bit kinky, like I said I'm not into all that but each to their own

[tringarmy]

 

Anyway........back to the thread

Doog, do you think that super keeper who played for Tring last Saturday will keep the No.1 shirt for this weekend?

 

well you cant drop a keeper who keeps a clean sheet surely?!?!

 

I'll think you'll find they can ... and please stop calling me Shirley

[Wader]

 

Anyway........back to the thread

Doog, do you think that super keeper who played for Tring last Saturday will keep the No.1 shirt for this weekend?

 

well you cant drop a keeper who keeps a clean sheet surely?!?!

 

I'll think you'll find they can ... and please stop calling me Shirley

 

You're too nice TA. A gaffers dream.

[Rhodes]

i have never actually met Lee Hughes or George (nee Gideon) Osborne either but have come to my own conclusions about those t0ssers too....

TheDoogisKing - I think you will find that 99.99% of West Bromwich Albion fans still idolise Lee Hughes despite him being a convicted 'murderer'

[The Doog is King]

[TheDoogisKing - I think you will find that 99.99% of West Bromwich Albion fans still idolise Lee Hughes despite him being a convicted 'murderer'

 

in fairness to the Baggies fans i know Rhodesy - they generally agree that he is scum too...

[Rhodes]

TheDoogisKing - Perhaps the two or three West Brom fans you know do feel that way however, like I said, the vast majority still worship the ground Hughes walks on. Put it this way if John Richards had turned into another Fred West after he retired from the game would you think he was scum.

[Horace]

TheDoogisKing - Perhaps the two or three West Brom fans you know do feel that way however, like I said, the vast majority still worship the ground Hughes walks on. Put it this way if John Richards had turned into another Fred West after he retired from the game would you think he was scum.

 

Rhodes, you're barking mad!

 

To bring this thread back to it's proper topic - Tring Athletic have slipped quietly into top spot, thanks to Harefield's battering of Aylesbury's goal difference, an I see from the League minutes that they've applied for promotion too.