Tiger.........

[Top Cat]

1. Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

 

 

2. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

 

 

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

 

 

 

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

 

 

 

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

 

 

 

6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

 

 

 

7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

[MbrunoB]

8. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

 

9.Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

 

10.This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

 

11.Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

 

12.After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

[MbrunoB]

13.we now see that tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway

 

14.Tiger's wife used a 5 iron on his Escalade not knowing a 3 wood would cause more damage.

 

15.Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

 

16.Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to an multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with"

 

17.About Golf: What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

 

18. Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.

 

19.Tiger Woods drives into a water hazard

 

20. I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the trees.

[Ian_W]

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