Decline in standards

[The Caretaker]

After missing last years tournament I have watched Wimbledon highlights for the last two days. What the fk is happening ......

 

Sue Barker ... what did she win

 

John Inverdale ... just ask one intelligent question man !!

 

Men playing in "T shirts" ( no collars )

 

All up and coming players wearing spac llabesab ( that really pi**es me off )

 

Wearing the same in post match interviews ( that pi**es me off even more )

 

Un sporting crowds ... we are English after all old chaps

 

Ladies dresses that leave little to the imagination ( Great hat pegs ... )

This is the only thing worth turning on for

 

The dresses are more important than the tennis ( .... [****!!****] tennis )

 

Eating disorders .....tears as well

 

Verbal abuse....playing at it. Bring back Mac

 

Have I become an old man overnight ... or even worse a dirty old man <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

I cant be bothered to watch any more ... sorry Tim.

[pabird]

Sue Barker = French open

[Laz]

Don't complain about Sue Barker, in years from now we'll probably have boring Tim presenting it. The BBC should get the act together and find someone with a bit more personality to present sporting events. Look at football: Gary Lineker! Perhaps Sniffer Thorns should apply for the job.

[The Caretaker]

Must have been before my time .... one main event still dosen't entitle her to sit there with that stupid bloody grin all the time. Lets hear the voice from time to time but hide the face.

[CANV EFM]

leave it all to 'mac' sue barker is a major league ZZZZ

mac and thornsy could do the job.. mac could do the tennis rubbish and thornsy could do special features like 'lesbian watch' and the 'guess her weight today' competition..

plus he could get mac pissed up which should liven things up considerably

[CANV EFM]

also the 'how much botox can you get in sue barkers face' challenge

[The Caretaker]

Mac and Pat Cash to do tennis stuff. Get both drunk ... now that would be interesting.

 

Cliff Richard .. another favourite of mine ...always fkg there... another insane fixed grin ..... Cliff & Sue... did they, didn't they ... who cares as long as he dosen't fkg sing.

 

Guess the combined age ...

 

Guess the total cost of plastic surgery ....

 

Shaved or not shaved ...

 

Anything, but no more boring tennis ...