The Queen and plod

[pabird]

The Queen (God bless her) is amazed at the indifferent indolent attitude in respect to their interest in her family safety and security by plod in allowing a bin-laden look-a-like in to her home

 

She should hold her breath a little bit longer?

 

She will probably be charged for being rude to the intruder or worse

 

All she can hope is the plod on duty are returned to looking after the rest of us when her normal plods return from holiday

 

Welcome to our world Liz!

[Urchino]

I can't beleive how long the bloke has been kept arrested for !

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

There was a lot of plodding involved in that message, pabird! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

I know LMU but I have to do the best I can with my limited wit /IQ

[Little Miss Urchin]

The curse of the Canveyite, eh!?

 

Though saying that, you do need quite a high intelligence to get around Canvey, don't you, as most of the damned roads are dead-ends!!! I had a bundle of laughs trying to get to somewhere a few months back! Grrr...

[pabird]

And modesty has always been a curse for islanders

[Little Miss Urchin]

Always an exception! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Btw, I had to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems you'll have to mingle in with everyone else when you visit our fine stadium as it seems plans for you wendy house really have been put on the shelf. Don't forget your deoderant now, will you! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

So, a Bin Liner 'Look-A-Like' gets into Windsor Castle and disrupts the 21st Bithday party.

 

Just shows how brilliant our National security REALLY is !

 

I'm told, (though I haven't tried it), it's as easy as pie to walk straight into M.I.5 H.Q. at Nine Elms. Remember, some Irish fanatics managed to fire a mortar right onto one of the balconies.

 

The mind boggles.....................

[pabird]

I wonder if an officer had shot this idiot the Queen would have been jailed as allowing undue force

[MK James]

 

Interesting question Mr. Bird, I believe that armed police have the right to shoot if they believe there is serious threat, how bizarre that a 'comedian' would go so far as to risk the chance to die for his 'art'.

[Urchino]

It depends Pabird where he would be shot and what threat like MK said ! I thought it was quite funny apparantlly William was so upset and through all his toys out his pram.

[pabird]

I presume you mean shot in the front or back

It would make no material difference in the Royal grounds, At your home it may matter and who cares what Prince what!ever does with his toys

The constitution (defence of) is the royals only meaningful job any way

 

[Big J R]

Quote:

I wonder if an officer had shot this idiot the Queen would have been jailed as allowing undue force

Only if she had given Prince Will's, the second christian name of MARTIN.

Oh No !..... Here we go again !

[Urchino]

Big J.R !!! You should know better <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

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The curse of the Canveyite, eh!?

Though saying that, you do need quite a high intelligence to get around Canvey, don't you, as most of the damned roads are dead-ends!!! I had a bundle of laughs trying to get to somewhere a few months back! Grrr...

Yeah I'm still waiting for you to visit me LMU! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Little Miss Urchin]

I've been to canvey a few times. It's not my fault if you don't take advantage of these occasions!

[Big J R]

I went there once !

 

It was closed !!!