How was everyone's weekend?

[Big J R]

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Hi BJR, your mysoginism will no longer be tolerated. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

We female's are in control, we even moderate the male football world. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

LMU is next as moderator, followed by HL, followed by SCC, followed by, well who knows, but it will be a woman, who spends her own money, so watch it,

Be very very careful, as Lass would say, and you may have noticed that UU has gone quiet,

Wonder why.? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Now you know why I live in Surrey and NOT Essex !!!

I don't suffer from mysoginism !!! My eyesight is perfect !

[Halifax Lass]

Morning Pabird!!!

 

It's true what they say you know.........the early bird catches the worm!!!

 

How was your weekend?

 

Blimey, it's halfway to next weekend already!

[Colin, Germany]

So, what is everyone doing next weekend?

 

I'll be reading some more chapters to my daughter.

[Badger]

Picking the mother-in-law up from the airport, and going to see Bon Jovi.

 

So, not a lot, really.

[Mr Happy]

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That's impossible, women don't have minds of their own!

You are very, very lucky Mr Happy that I was busy at work today and have only just seen your inflamatory remark. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

It really does not merit a response.

All I will say though is women are superior in every way!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

And as for you Invis...........you are going to be doing one hell of a lot of grovelling if you carry on this philandering behind my back!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Men have many faults
Women have just two
Everything they say
and everything they do!

[fog horn 25]

Going back to my parent's ths weekend cause a bit of choas as you do.

 

see a few friend's i have'nt seen for a while.

 

then get drunk saturday night down the pub.

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[Big J R]

Throw my Grand-Daughters computer out of her bedroom window.

 

Sneak to Pub.

 

Reload Grand-Daughters computer with windows.

 

Sneak to Pub.

 

Fit new modem to Grandaughters computer.

 

Sneak to pub, and bl**fdy well stay there !

 

How I love Monday to Friday. Peace and Quiet.

[Little Miss Urchin]

Brother's wedding on Saturday ( <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />) so my weekend's going to be pretty hectic! I'm staying out of the way at the moment - there's a few panic-stations around! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Fine week-end

Not only the worm but on odd occasions pretty little birds

[Halifax Lass]

Pabird, I bet you could charm the birds out of the trees!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Pick a suitable Oak?

[Mr Happy]

doing a car boot sale to raise money for my little girls on Saturday followed by our church fete on sunday when I'm likely to get wet sponges chucked at me for a couple of hours!

 

I can't bloody wait!

[Halifax Lass]

Oh! Can I join in Mr Happy. Throwning wet sponges at you would make my weekend! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Will the sponges be soaked in Broadside?

[Mr Happy]

I bloody wish. At least there's going to be a bar there. Now I've just got to persuade Mrs Happy to drive. Only thing is, she hasn't been Mrs Happy lately.

[Urchin fan]

ah, poor Mrs. Happy...............

[Colin, Germany]

Surely she'll be happy to drive you to a church fete where she can throw wet sponges at you, Mr. Happy.

[Urchin fan]

That sounds like a good idea, well it's made me happy............

[Halifax Lass]

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Men have many faults
Women have just two
Everything they say
and everything they do!

"Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with !"

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[The Invisible Man]

And best when laid down by a good woman.