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[Colin Zeal EFM]

Laz is a good drinker, and someone I know will always be good for a session. He's in my elite drinking squad.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Your 'elite drinking squad.'

 

Is that just you, CANV and Laz then?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Well Pete would normally get in, but I've only seen him pissed once this year (Canvey away) so I'm not sure whether he'd still make the grade.

 

Errr... to be honest, yes, I'm struggling to think of anyone else. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[GHA EFM]

AFF? GHA? HKS?

 

On second thoughts, HKS is worse than me.

 

Big George? Bin Fadhel?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Never seen AFF properly drink, but I would imagine he could be pretty useful.

 

You? Don't make me laugh.

 

Big George is certainly the best drinker of the youngsters. Mind you, Costello's pretty handy too.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

How about a top 10? But you can't include people you've never seen drinking, i.e. CANV

[GHA EFM]

What's your top 10, Effem Sell?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hmmm. Difficult. Cos there are people who used to be poor who have improved, and there are people who used to be superb who have completely lost it.

 

There are also people who rarely drink much, but on a sesh can put it away with the best of them.

 

I could probably manage a Top 5, but don't particularly want to put people's noses out of joint.

 

Nevertheless, I'd be number one. Laz would be in there. Probably Thornsy, but don't tell him I said that! I think the Lawyer may even make an appearance.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Yeah, but you have to ask yourself how much Thornsy drinks when he's out. With all due respect to the lad, and I've got a lot of time for Thornsy, but whenever I'm out with him, he rarely has more than two drinks.

I am quite a slow drinker initally while most people drink at a pace, but say eveyone i finishing up for the next pub or round then whoosh it's gone!
I think you'll find that as we were doing rounds last night, we all drunk the same amount - despite early evening digs at my first pint being about a inch gone after half a hour <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
And like Canv said - up for work!!!!!

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im feeling a long weekend coming on as well
but very much not in a muddy field with 16 yr olds smacked of their heads or bosnians trying to stab me..
monday a brief trip to work tuesday 'wimbers' hoping very much to give it to 'tiger twat', even if he isnt playing..

I'm feeling a lost weekend coming on!
How can a Bosnian affford Glastonbury or a knive? 16yr old girls are easier to pull when they are on smack!
With a bit of luck you'll get to see Greg on Tuesday, If you see Tim then cheer for his opponant, just for a laugh. I'm presuming you'll be on centre court - I'd like to go during that week as the prices rocket!

[EFM's Librarian]

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I think you'll find that as we were doing rounds last night, we all drunk the same amount

Balls! Me and Zeal were getting double rounds <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

yup.. its centre court .. i will definetly be cheering henmans opponent and in accordance with C.Z.'s rules i shall refuse to clap at all for anything..

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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I think you'll find that as we were doing rounds last night, we all drunk the same amount

Balls! Me and Zeal were getting double rounds <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

No you weren't <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> stop trying to make me look lightweight <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> mind you i remember you did have a double round in the blackies, so i feel a bit silly now, but i had a 2 for 1 in the Bell - evens <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Little Miss Urchin]

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No you weren't stop trying to make me look lightweight

Too late!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> That's the funniest thing I've ever read, Thornsy!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Greg vs. A-Rod, now. Fans on Henman Hill. Rumour has it, their faces are painted with the St. George cross because a Maple Leaf is too detailed. That, or they haven't realised who the true patron saint of England is.

 

BTW, Greg's one set down.

 

BBTW, CANV. In relation to your sojourn to Wimbledon, and Zeal's annoyance at clapping for 'switching off mobile phones.' Perhaps you could clap everytime the umpire says 'time' or the score. Or maybe clap everytime Cyclops beeps. Or the ballboy/girl picks successfully completes a run without getting hit.

[Rob_the_Saint]

Or shout out 'come on Tim/Greg/[insert name here]' at the last possible moment before said individual serves and after the ump has requested 'quiet please'.

[GHA EFM]

Shouting out 'come on ya bastad [sic]' would also work at said moment.

[Stu B]

Tim's two sets up and playing quite well,i'm just waiting for the people on "henman hill"to start on how he's going to win..would be good if he did so prove me wrong..

[Little Miss Urchin]

Not going to though I bet. Chances are he'll meet Roderick in the semi's!!

[Stu B]

He's through...6-4,6-4,6-3.