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If Only This Bloke Had Been On Yesterday


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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

What's my "vut"?

 

That's almost as good a word as "rucus" (I'll explain later - it's only funny to me).

 

Oi, Chubbhead. Psychology, English Literature and French. And Sociology. A very [****!!****]y set of 'A' Levels indeed. Trevinha has, however, advised me that they are the 'A'Levels that a Lover would sit. Reading that, Zeal? Eh? Eh?

 

But I digress. I got, er, an A in French, 2 Bs (Sociology and English Literature and a D in Psychology. I got an E in Psychology originally, which meant that I missed out on the place on an English course that I wanted to do at Sheffield Polytechnic and had to settle for Liverpool instead, and then they upgraded my result about a fortnight after I'd started there. Such is life.

 

Parp.

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Oh, I see. "Vut" means "but". It makes marginally more sense.

 

Oi, EMFsL. I think that the boy they call "Sniffer" was rowing with Dave because they were drunk. Men do that sort of thing when they're drunk. Real men, as Trevinha has helpfully chipped in. It's all very Freudian. First they were arguing, then they were having a laugh and looking as if they might cry and hug, and then they went outside. Either to fight, hug some more, or for anal sex. I couldn't speculate on that, sunce I didn't see it myself.

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General Studies may count along with Key Skills if say you got 2 B's and an 'E' in your three subject A-Levels then perhaps a 'C' for General Studies and you passed all three Key Skill exams then they may accept you over others simply because General Studies is seen as something of a 'generic' lesson and Key Skills is set by the goverment...

 

I did my 5 AS Levels (Human Biology, Chemistry, Film Studies, ICT and General Studies) and now I'll be starting my last week of term on Monday, (of which I've been given A2 Coursework to do!) and a nice 10 week holiday to look forward to till September 9th!!!

 

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It's all changed since my day. None of this "AS Levels" nonsense... Isn't 4 'A' Levels worth, like 8 AS Levels, or something ridiculous? Not, of course, that it makes any difference, because I hate my job (and only partly because I see Garry Hill at least once a week).

 

/grumble grumble

 

My A Level results should have been good enough to get me into a good university, it was just that no-one thought that I'd get them.

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Yes, EMFsL - I did get a text message from you about BBC2 timed at 2.30 this morning.

 

By the way, Trevinha wishes it to be known that the phone was already dialling 999 when you passed it to her last night.

 

EFMTFTV - congratulations on your anal adventures with Mr Morley last nihgt. Sadly, it now means that we can't sell your bum virginity on EBay, as we had originally hoped to.

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