PEOPLE WHO DONT DO THEIR JOBS

[CANV EFM]

working in a big office it never ceases to amaze me how people dont do what they are supposed to do... take 'information security'.. obviously a very important part of any large organisation.. but all they do is tell averyone else to keep all the info secure or they will get sacked.. good effort! information security is their job not mine! i must get the vending machine staff to empty all the machines on their floor and just leave a description of a bag of crisps and a map of how to get to the shops.. they are all noncy twats anyway who wear those headsets instead of using a real phone (how can you play office cricket with headset), surely if they are into security they should all be shaven headed 15 stone gorillas with black bomber jackets

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought it would read:

 

1. Colin Zeal

2. EFMTFTV

3. Canv

etc etc <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Glad I'm number one, Thornsy!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah, well you need to do your job. Wheras I'm allowed to spend all day on here getting paid for it!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Why do I need to??

 

Surely the safety of London's commuters are of a higher importance than a few purchase invoices??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Don't be silly <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah - you're probably right!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[CANV EFM]

have you actually crashed any trains yet thornsy?

[SteveP]

My works seasonal, so when I haven't got shedloads of stuff to do it's not a problem. It's also nice that I get to travel all over the UK, Edinburgh tonight, then Hereford in a week or two's time and Bradford, bain of my life, good for an indian though.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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have you actually crashed any trains yet thornsy?

No it's quite hard to, I don't do any signals or drive any trains and they are fitted with bells and buzzers to stop you driving through red lights ..... although that didn't stop one last week!

All i can do, when i'm in charge, is cancel them, in these polically correct days it's better to delay people than actually kill them !

[CANV EFM]

i think you should have a platform vote..

the 7.02 to london bridge may have defective brakes.. rather than delay our passengers (or is it customers now?) hands up all those who fancy taking a chance.. we reccommend you sit facing the back of the train..

[CANV EFM]

or stand near someone fat

[FleetFanatic]

Or miss the train altogether and wait for the next over-capacity filled train.

 

Oh, hang on......that's my trains!

[CANV EFM]

why arn't all trains 12 cars?

[Little Miss Urchin]

Don't be silly, that would be far too sensible!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Our's are only 3!

[GHA EFM]

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why arn't all trains 12 cars?

Is that like the 'when is a door not a door' thing?

[Chubbhead EFM]

When I went to Lincoln I got on a 1 carriage train! It was not a pleasant experience.

[CANV EFM]

great 'custard pie' humour there GHA..!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Nurse. Get his pills!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />