AFC Southend-My Dream

[lesbos]

Two weeks ago i went to a Southend United match on returning home i posted on their website forum only for a couple of people to say nasty things to me in reply. Because of this i have now decided that a football club with over a hundred years of history must be destroyed, i dont care about their fans,their players or their officials,the fact is someone made a nasty comment to me on their website so they must all pay for this.

My plan is to form a new club AFC Southend im certain we will start in a step 6 league although i wont actually do any research on this assumption, i will just take it for granted and if we dont get in im certain some step 7 league will accept us.

My mate knows someone who owns a new ground so we will groundshare there, at no time will i look at a map of the area and see if this is a good place to start up a new club nor will i wonder if theres enough fans to support one team yet alone two.Im hopeing to base the club around the internet and i will be taking on board the expert advice of our American and Japanese members who all know step 7 football inside out.

Our members will be involved with the club in a hands on way, for example we will have 8 different people producing the programme all with a different agenda, this will make life a lot easier of course. The programme should cost about £3 each to produce with about 400 man hours put in to each edition and will hopefully be read by a handful of people

my mates told me he already has shirt sponsporship lined up- £15,000 for the home kit £15,000 for the away which sounds perfectly reasonable for a step 7 park team, also the ground hire at £18,000 represents excellent value for money of course. i will run the stadium myself as taking care of a 4,000 capacity stadium on matchday is a one man job.

do you folks think this will actually work, although i should make this point- I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO THE ADVICE OF WELL MEANING WHO ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT NON LEAGUE FOOTBALL, I AM A PROFESSIONAL PERSON WHICH MEANS I KNOW WHAT IM DOING. Although i should point out that when things do go wrong i will not hesitate in pestering them well meaning people with all my problems but of course at the same time still not taking onboard a single word of advice.

P.S. Please remember my aim in all this is to shut down a towns football club because someone made nasty remarks to me on a forum.